There was a guy who flew by the CPID Bond in Air Warrior. He had a macro for every kill he got that said "You have been shaken, not stirred!"
Another one I liked was the handle TheGrocer with CPID Grocr. His macro: "Our special today: a half-pound of whupass!"
Probably the funniest based-on-a-true-virtual-experience handle that I came across was "RunsFromDrones" because the first time he went on a combat patrol, he spotted a dot coming at him from co-alt and he reversed course to gain alt and prep for the dogfight. As he turned to engage the enemy, he realized that he had run from an unarmed C-47 supply ship drone. His CPID: "Runny". He's still flying here in Aces High by the same handle. And now you know....the rest of the story!