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Offline funkedup

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« on: December 19, 2001, 09:54:00 PM »
10 MILES SOUTHEAST OF HOKKAIDO
Oh wait that's Godzilla.
Lance glad to see you around here again.  I hope you are flying with those ugly chicken eating freaks you call squaddies.

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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2001, 10:03:00 PM »
Who the heck is Gordo?
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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2001, 10:21:00 PM »
I think hes talking about Lance

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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2001, 10:23:00 PM »
Oh, I see.  Now who the fark is Lance?  Sounds like a good name for a queer sailor to me...is he in the Knit's Navy?


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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2001, 11:09:00 PM »
That fat guy in a skirt?  Thought he looked familiar.  Should have known by the stains.

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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2001, 11:13:00 PM »
Stains? Yah mean SOB still has his legs inna box?
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« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2001, 11:46:00 PM »
Kinda makes you wish someone had poked your eyes out with sharp, pointy sticks at some point in the past, don't it?

Heh, thanks, Funked, glad to be back.

Now go whine about 'dar somewhere, you sappy wuss! :D

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« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2001, 12:43:00 AM »
Save the Sheep Save the Sheep!

S!

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« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2001, 01:51:00 AM »
Whappen Gordo? You finally break the pinball machine?

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« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2001, 03:25:00 AM »
Holy toejame...now this Gordo/Lance Fek is beating up on my pinball machine?!?
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« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2001, 09:26:00 AM »
Welcome back Gordo.

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« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2001, 09:32:00 AM »
Gordo! Glad to see you. Slap fatty around for us.

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« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2001, 09:37:00 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by hblair:
Gordo! Glad to see you. Slap fatty around for us.

He's a big enough dude to make Fatty his squeak for a night!  ;)

Hiya Gordo!

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« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2001, 10:02:00 AM »
No, I had to take a break for awhile to reprioritize my life.  I started buckling down in my work, going above and beyond the bare minimum to skate by.  I quit drinking and quit looking for exploitable college coeds for cheap sex devoid of emotion.  I started  contemplating the meaning of life and what I had accomplished in my time on this planet to make the world a better place.

Then one day I was struck by a profound and startling realization.  It must have been as Einstein felt when he discovered gravity.  I had realized that I had somehow lost my way and tumbled headlong into that black abyss of maturity.

It has been a struggle since then.  I won't lie, there have been times that I have felt like just giving up and letting my misspent youth slip away, but with the help of the other FDB's, I've managed to somewhat resume a shallow and meaningless existance.  Their inspirational words of "Shut the diddly up, you whiny squeak", "Buy another shot and a table dance and you'll feel better"  and "Dude, if you kill yourself, can I have your HOTAS?" have helped to keep me on track when I otherwise might have wavered.

<S> FDB's!

EDIT:  Heya Milenko, HB, Rip  ;)

[ 12-20-2001: Message edited by: Lance ]

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« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2001, 10:09:00 AM »
That post.. it reminds me of something..