USA can legaly invade holland ?????

[Intrepid]

I thought anyone could invade holland

[streakeagle]

Originally posted by Intrepid
I thought anyone could invade holland

No, I think you got it wrong. Anyone can invade France... just take a left at Belgium. Worked in two World Wars

[easymo]

I think we should do it. Get some of those wooden shoes.  Of coures we should stop and think.  What if the killer Fin's take exception.

[Kanth]

Yah, don't want a bunch of naked men with blue swastika's chasing you down.

DmdKanth

Originally posted by easymo
I think we should do it. Get some of those wooden shoes.  Of coures we should stop and think.  What if the killer Fin's take exception.

[Samm]

I think Netherlands has a status of forces agrement (SOFA) with the US. What that means is that any american military personnel detained or arrested by Netherland police are returned to the custody of the US military police . This was a decision made by the Dutch government, not GWB . However, if US military personel are arrested in a country that does not have a SOFA with the US the host country has complete judicial authority.

[N1kPaz]

you shall all be assimilated...if not through force...then surely culturally...

Muhahahahahahahahahahahaha









j/k eurofellas

[Hangtime]

Back in my day the SOFA was something we walked very carefully around. It was our understanding that if we committed a crime off base, we could be tried by the local authorities. We had NO recourse to 'american' forms of justice, the bill of rights and constitutional guarentees were stripped from us the moment we stepped out the gates of the base. Furthermore, if we sufficently pissed off the military in the commision of any crime off base they promised to leave our carcasses swinging in the wind.

I seem to recall several incidents where american servicemen were convicted of serious crimes by both the military AND the local courts... and in one case where the convicted criminal did the time in the local pen.

SOFA's generally exist to give the local government recourse to address criminal conduct outside military activity. They also exist to prohibit local authority from persecuting servicemen unjustly.

Ok, now; who stole Bug's windmill?

and, are we invading to put it back?

[Swoop]

Oooooh God yes PLEASE invade Holland!


PLEASE USA!

And bring Starbucks with ya.

[AKDejaVu]

Well.. regardless of how legal it is... the USA COULD INVADE HOLLAND ANY TIME THEY WANTED!  Just what the hell is Holland gonna do about that?  Punks.

AKDejaVu

[Hangtime]

afaik, the lil dutch boy's finger smells like trout.

i mean, after 3 centuries with it stuck in a dike it can't smell like tulips.

[Tac]

lol u guys are mean.

Everyone knows that if Holland falls, so will all the fetish websites in the net.

And what will happen to the world then, only god knows. But I wont want to live in a world like that

[Animal]

Originally posted by AKDejaVu
Well.. regardless of how legal it is... the USA COULD INVADE HOLLAND ANY TIME THEY WANTED!  Just what the hell is Holland gonna do about that?  Punks.

AKDejaVu

That is true.
If they form some sort of resistance, I'll be one of the first armed settlers to teach them a lesson.

Civil disobedience will not be tolerated.

[Swoop]

Guys look, it's only a matter of time before the North Sea reclaims Holland anyway......probably by airdrop.



And as for the invasion......wouldn't take long.......here's something I read in a Dutch newspaper, written by a Cloggie:  If you push a British or American soldier, he'll push you back......if you push a Dutch soldier he'll move out of your way.......unless he's on a tram in Amsterdam in which case he and the 5000 others also on the tram will tred on your foot and block the exits at your stop.

[Elfenwolf]

We should invade Holland just for the pratice in case we have to invade a REAL threat like Samoa or Iceland. We could accuse them of spreading Dutch Elm Disease and maybe let our Boy Scouts take them out. How tough can a bunch of wooden shoe, genie pants and studmuffingy dutch boy cap wearing Hollandese Jeff Daniels lookalikes be anyway? Hell, our GIRL Scouts could free any American those tulip boys tried to hold.

Hey Holland, we would have taken you out long ago but your entire country is BELOW SEA LEVEL!! How fuggin weird is THAT?? Uh... Highest point in Holland... Mount Johansen... 3 feet below sea level... What is Mount Johansen anyway? A stairway leading down from the rest of Europe to Holland??

Hey, Holland!!! I hear water running! Oh no, this might be the big one! One toilet goes down and they have to declare a national emergency! Quick, start the pumps and jiggle the handle!

Hey Holland, What will you do when your dikes are overwhelmed by global warming and the sea level rises 3 inches and floods your entire country? Have you ever seen "Waterworld" with Kevin Kostner? Maybe you should rent it. That movie might offer you a glimpse into your future.

You guys are damn right Holland is our squeak. Any day you Dutch boys want to bring it- our ICBMs against your snowballs- you just give us the word. We are America, and we don't take no stuff from Afghanistan, Grenada or Holland. Sheeeeit.

[wsnpr]

Originally posted by Elfenwolf
We should invade Holland just for the pratice in case we have to invade a REAL threat like Samoa or Iceland. We could accuse them of spreading Dutch Elm Disease and maybe let our Boy Scouts take them out. How tough can a bunch of wooden shoe, genie pants and studmuffingy dutch boy cap wearing Hollandese Jeff Daniels lookalikes be anyway? Hell, our GIRL Scouts could free any American those tulip boys tried to hold.

Hey Holland, we would have taken you out long ago but your entire country is BELOW SEA LEVEL!! How fuggin weird is THAT?? Uh... Highest point in Holland... Mount Johansen... 3 feet below sea level... What is Mount Johansen anyway? A stairway leading down from the rest of Europe to Holland??

Hey, Holland!!! I hear water running! Oh no, this might be the big one! One toilet goes down and they have to declare a national emergency! Quick, start the pumps and jiggle the handle!

Hey Holland, What will you do when your dikes are overwhelmed by global warming and the sea level rises 3 inches and floods your entire country? Have you ever seen "Waterworld" with Kevin Kostner? Maybe you should rent it. That movie might offer you a glimpse into your future.

You guys are damn right Holland is our squeak. Any day you Dutch boys want to bring it- our ICBMs against your snowballs- you just give us the word. We are America, and we don't take no stuff from Afghanistan, Grenada or Holland. Sheeeeit.

ROFL!!!!