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Offline Sandman

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Caption This (13JUN02)
« on: June 13, 2002, 01:17:06 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2002, 01:25:46 AM »
The real reason Bush won't ratify the Kyoto Climate Treaty?
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« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2002, 02:22:03 AM »
The REAL reason for global warming.
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Offline fdiron

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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2002, 02:26:29 AM »
Poop jets on full afterburner
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Offline SirLoin

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« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2002, 04:41:59 AM »
Two aircraft mechanics at Toronto Airport are sitting around during a very slow night.

One says to the other "You know Ned,I heard that if you mix Jet fuel with vodka,you can get a really wicked buzz".

"No!!!..Really?.." says Ted.

"Yeah...I hear not only is it a wicked buzz,but there's absolutely no hangover as well" says Ned.

"Well,I gotta try some then!!!" says Ted.

"Me too!..Yuk yuk!"

So Ned and Ted manage to sneak past security a couple of litres of "Jet A" in their thermos's,go home and get completely smashed.



Next day the phone rings at Ned's house.

"Ned,you drink that av gas last night?"

"Yeah!..And you were right!..What a buzz!!!..And no headache whatsoever!!"

"Ned....Have you farted yet?"

"Uh,no..Why!" Ned replies.

"Cause I'm calling from SAN FRANCISCO BAY!!!"
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« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2002, 07:35:51 AM »
Aliens perform a second anal probe...the first having been done to a cartoon character named "Cartman".
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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2002, 08:35:24 AM »
"whoa... call me 'flash' and gimmie a skateboard."
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« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2002, 08:47:12 AM »
How I REALLY got my name...
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