You look so cute in that pleated skirt, letterman sweater, and pomp adored tennis shoes.
Wave them POM POMS you sexy thing!
If any of ya have seen a picture of SOB
('specially the one where he's got a rubber trout stuffed down his trousers) you'll want to avoid conjurring a mental image of SOB in cheerleader getup, as it'll leave ya needin' medical care.