HAHAHA, that reminds me of something my brother did a couple years ago:
Some telemarketer called us during dinner, so he told them "Star Trek" was on and asked them if they would hold. The lady actually did, so about 10 minutes later he picks up the phone again and says "Hang on, this is the really good part." She was still there 5 minutes after that, so then he asked her if she would buy a van he was selling (he wasn't selling one). She said she wasn't interested, so then he said "Well I'm not interested in what you're selling either."
