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Offline beet1e

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« on: June 17, 2002, 04:56:43 AM »
As one who enjoys quaffing beers with a few friends, is guilty of effing and blinding on the AH voice comms when it all gets too much for me, has broken the seventh commandment from both sides, and is a life-long atheist, it may surprise you to know that I am in fact the son of a Methodist Preacher.

Even though I am a non-believer, this is not to say that I do not respect the Church, or think that the concept of Church and Faith is rubbish. There have been pearls of wisdom preached from many a pulpit, and my father’s were some of the best.

One of Dad’s sermons, the theme of which has probably been used by other ministers, concerned the occupants of two identical rooms. In each room, the occupants had jars of nectar and had a long handled spoon tied to their hand. So long was each spoon handle that none of the occupants was able to bring the bowl of the spoon to his mouth.

In the first room, each person was very unhappy and frustrated that he could not feed himself with the nectar provided, and their faces were of misery and despair.

In the second room, the atmosphere was joyful and everyone was happy and smiling.

Why the difference? And the answer is that in the first room, the people were frustrated because each person could not feed himself. In the second room, the people were using the long handled spoons to feed each other, and so everyone was able to enjoy the nectar provided.


In Aces High, I have been encouraged by the discovery of more and more guys who will work with me and who understand that communication and a team effort is required. Your friends cannot help you if they are dead! But we still have a preponderance of people in the first room, who need to be introduced to the second room :) I’m hoping that we can reach out to those guys and apprise them of the concept illustrated by my father’s sermon.

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« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2002, 07:43:51 AM »
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Why the difference? And the answer is that in the first room, the people were frustrated because each person could not feed himself. In the second room, the people were using the long handled spoons to feed each other, and so everyone was able to enjoy the nectar provided.


Then they all got mono from sharing spoons.

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« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2002, 09:43:02 AM »
Aint it funny how preacher's kids so often seem to have a hard time with the God concept.... :confused:
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« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2002, 09:55:41 AM »
Good idea but some people just are not ready to see the light.

Keep trying though, its all you can do.  :)

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« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2002, 10:08:47 AM »
So very true beet1e :)

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« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2002, 11:38:01 AM »
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Aint it funny how preacher's kids so often seem to have a hard time with the God concept.... :confused:


Not believing in god is, as far as I know, not a case of "having a hard time"  with a concept. I think that this approach is very down-looking on people who do not believe, because you seem them as people who understand less than you do. I, as an ultra orthodox atheist, feel kind of insulted by this. But I dont think this is the right place to discuss that.

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« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2002, 04:34:43 PM »
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Not believing in god is, as far as I know, not a case of "having a hard time"  with a concept. I think that this approach is very down-looking on people who do not believe, because you seem them as people who understand less than you do. I, as an ultra orthodox atheist, feel kind of insulted by this. But I dont think this is the right place to discuss that.



So?  At what point did you decide I was a believer or thought badly of believers or non-believers? At what point did you decide what I was? Don't lecture me because you feel insecure about whatever it is you believe.
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« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2003, 06:03:55 AM »
Tumor, Keez seems to be on the ball.
If you don't want people assuming that, then re-word it.

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« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2003, 07:31:45 AM »
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Not believing in god is, as far as I know, not a case of "having a hard time"  with a concept. I think that this approach is very down-looking on people who do not believe, because you seem them as people who understand less than you do. .


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« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2003, 09:40:24 AM »
In before the lock !!!
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« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2003, 10:38:11 AM »
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Why the difference? And the answer is that in the first room, the people were frustrated because each person could not feed himself. In the second room, the people were using the long handled spoons to feed each other, and so everyone was able to enjoy the nectar provided



Isn't that the way Gilligan and The Castaways got rescued?

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« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2003, 11:26:24 AM »
ya know... this story about the preachers son and the spoon sermon is allmost an urban legend... I have heard the story told at least three times by three different people.   I even heard it at a 'interest based negotiation" seminar that I was forced to attend by the city.
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« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2003, 11:27:14 AM »
Kudos too your Dad Beetle, nice sermon.
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« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2003, 12:56:05 PM »
Why not just pick the damn jars up and drink out of em?  What, were the rooms full of retarded people?

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« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2003, 01:58:06 PM »
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Why not just pick the damn jars up and drink out of em?  What, were the rooms full of retarded people?



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