The song is "A*shole" by Dennis Leary. Words adapted for AH by Spof.
I'm just a regular Spof, with a regular kite
I'm your average white trogladyte Knight
I like rotgut and porno and books about war
I've got an average base with a nice hardwood floor
My plane is my job, My squadmates aren't far
My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a dick like me interested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
So I've gotta go out
and get kills at someone else's expense
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I fly really fast ahead of the train
While pilots behind me are going insane
I'm an amazinhunk (he's an a*shole)
I'm an amazinhunk (he's an a*shole, such an a*shole)
I use the perked planes and I piss on the seats
I fly past you to get the kill sayin "Chew on my Meat!"
I'm an amazinhunk (he's an a*shole)
I'm an amazinhunk (he's the world's biggest a*shole)
Sometimes I fly in really high places
While alt-less pilots make alt-less faces
I'm an amazinhunk (he's an a*shole)
I'm an amazinhunk (he's a real f*cking amazinhunk)
Maybe I shouldn't be stealing your kill
Ranting and raving and drinking this swill
Maybe you're right when you tell me I'm wrong
Naaaaaaa
Kinda hard to adapt the rest but you get the point ...