This is how toejam Happens
1. Fatalism - toejam happens.
2. Confucianism - Confucius say, "Shit happens."
3. Taoism - toejam can only happen if you're constipated.
4. Calvinism - toejam happens because you don't work hard enough.
5. Buddhism - If toejam happens, is it really toejam?
6. Seventh Day Adventism - toejam doesn't happen on Saturday.
7. Zen- What is the sound of toejam happening?
8. Hedonism- There is nothing like a good toejam happening.
9. Hinduism- This toejam happened before.
10. Mormonism- This toejam is going to happen again.
11. Mormonism- Editors note--This has been deleted because you
can't say "shit" in Utah
12. Islam -If toejam happens, it is the will of Allah.
13. Islam- If toejam happens, take a hostage.
14. Iranian Fundamentalism- You better stay off my toejam list.
15. Moonies- Only happy toejam really happens.
16. Stoicism- I can take this toejam.
17. Protestantism- Let this toejam happen to someone else.
18. Catholicism- toejam happens because you are BAD.
19. Judaism- Why does toejam always happen to us?
20. Hare Krishna- toejam happens Rama Rama Ding Dong.
21. Zoroastrianism- toejam happens half the time.
22. Christian Scientist- This toejam isn't really happening.
23. Existentialism- You create your own toejam and make it happen.
24. Rastafarianism- Lets smoke this toejam!
25. Nihilism -Who gives a toejam what happens?
26. Jehovah's- Witnesses Knock knock. "Shit happens."
27. Agnosticism- I don't know toejam.
28. Southern Baptistism- toejam only happens to moderates.
29. Southern Baptistism- toejam will happen! Praise the Lord!
30. Unitarianism -Any kind of toejam you want happens.
31. Secular Humanism -Shit should happen equally to everyone.
32. Analytical philosophy- Define "Shit" define "Happen."
33. Panglossianism -With all this toejam, there must be a pony
around here somewhere.
34. Atheism -No toejam.
35. Shakespearianism- To toejam, or not to toejam, that is the question.
36. Akoslamism -My grandfather was Big toejam.
37. Sadism- I enjoy making toejam happen
38. Satanism- Holy toejam!
39. Energiserism- It keeps toejamting, and toejamting, and toejamting...
40. Deism -Shit is nature, nature is god, so thanks for the
compliment.
41. Figism- toejam happens, and it's all my fault.
42. Goatism- Good Morning! toejam happens.
43. Peer- Pressurism Everyone's toejamting, you should too.
44. Feminism- Our toejam is better than mens.
45. Bobbitism -SHIT HAP
46. Gulliblism- Did you know, "shit" isn't in the dictionary?
47. Capitalism -I have more toejam than you do
48. Nazism -Ve haff vays uff makink sheet happen.
49. Nazism -We make toejam happen to Jews.
50. Communism- Everyone is treated the same except for the
leaders: like toejam!
51. Masochism- I like it when toejam happens.
52. Puritanism -The Scarlet S
53. Jainism- toejam happens, if it don't hurt toejam.
54. Monism- There is only one toejam.
55. Snobism -
56. Theism- All toejam is God's toejam
57. Classicism- This toejam is ancient.
58. Cocainism -This is good toejam!
59. Daltinism -What color is toejam?
60. Darwinism -May the best toejam win.
61. Dualism - Good toejam, bad toejam
62. Egotism -My toejamhole
63. Egotism -I am the toejam!
64. Exorcism -Get the toejam out.
65. Hitlarism -Heil toejam!
66. Gnosticism -Good toejam, bad toejam
67. Hypnotism- You are feeling toejamty... very toejamty
68. Televangelism- Your tax deductable donation could make this
shit stop happening.
69. Amishism- This toejam is good for the soil.
70. Einsteinism- toejam is relative.
71. Freudism -Shit is a phallic symbol.
72. Freudism -Sometimes toejam is just toejam
73. Americanism -Who gives a toejam?
74. Realism - I think I need to take a toejam.
75. Denialism- What toejam?
76. Lysdexiaism -Happ toejamens.
77. Pink Floydism -Shit a Brick
78. Snappleism- Made from the best toejam on earth
79. Neil Armstrongism- One small toejam for me, but a giant heap for
mankind.
80. Politically -Correctism Nutritionally Corrected Output happens.
81. Unixism- Core dump happens
82. Waldoism - Where is that little toejam?
83. Motherism- Clean up your toejam
84. Ghettoism- I live in a world of toejam
85. Creationism -And God said, "Let there be toejam."
86. Xenophopianism- Strange toejam can't be trusted
87. Metamucilism- Oh toejam!
88. Sodomism -Shit packing
89. Hangoverism -I feel like toejam!
90. Star Warsism- May the toejam be with you
91. Star Warsism- Use the john, Luke!
92. Star Trekism- To boldly toejam where no man has toejam before
93. Farmism -Manure
94. Gumpism -Life is like a box of toejam...
95. Bubbahism- Fried toejam, and baked toejam, and toejam sauce...
96. toejamism -This toejamhead has a toejamload of time on his hands.
97. Nikeism- Just do toejam.
98. Intellectualism- Deep toejam.
99. Pizzaism- toejam delivered in 30 min. or less.
100. Judaism- Don't toejam on me or I'll sure
101. Satanism -You'll toejam in hell
102. Christianism -Your toejam shall be judged
103. Heavy Metalism- SSSSHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT TTTTTTTTTT!
104. Hippieism- toejam dude
105. Dogism- I eat toejam
106. Skepticism -Your toejamting me
