If, for some Cod-forsaken reason, you were to inspect his streak ladden unmentionables, you might perhaps notice the Madras pattern of the cloth and the "EZT" tattooed on his left bellybutton cheek. Don't go out of your way to find it, but while you are down there kissing his ass, you may as well have a look.
S! Mongrels, you are better for it, and must have one hell of a Dental Plan.