I was in a fast food joint in Toronto a few years back, and my roomate was waiting outside with my dog. Two gorgeous women stopped to look in the window of the next store over. I then watched as my dog (who was on one of those leaches that stretches out about 30 feet) saunter over and place his entire head under the mini-skirt of one of the women. His nose apparently almost entered the holiest of holies.
The look on her face was priceless.
He got away with it! It ain't all bad being a dog.
