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« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2002, 05:01:43 AM »
Not to be a party pooper or anything, but God has a special place for pot heads... its called LIMBO :eek::D
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« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2002, 05:44:45 AM »
"Every Limbo boy and girl
All around the Limbo world
Gonna do the Limbo Rock
All around the Limbo clock
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack go under Limbo stick
All around the Limbo clock
Hey, let's do the Limbo Rock!"

Why would Cod make you dance under a bamboo bar if you smoke dope?
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If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!

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« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2002, 07:06:17 AM »
This is good news.

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« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2002, 07:30:11 AM »
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"Every Limbo boy and girl
All around the Limbo world
Gonna do the Limbo Rock
All around the Limbo clock
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack go under Limbo stick
All around the Limbo clock
Hey, let's do the Limbo Rock!"

Why would Cod make you dance under a bamboo bar if you smoke dope?
- Toad



Thats pretty low, Toad, to make fun of LIMBO, that in-between place that benign dope smokers are sent to chill until the buzz wears off before they stand before the Big Guy.

I mean, how low can you go? :)
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« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2002, 08:29:14 AM »
Jesus was a great hippie

Anyway take a look at holland

If Limbo is a place inbetween
It's got be at least as big as holland

I smoke it from when i was 15
i'm 31 now
i can do a week without no problem but it's like coffee
i want that every day 2

I still work and i,m never sick
I made my drivers licence stoned
I studied succesfull being stoned
sex is great to when stoned (try that with alcohol)

The only prob is when u stoned ur not motivated to do things
so smoke it but only occasional is my advise


for the rest i hate other drugs
coke heroin pills
i never used em

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« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2002, 08:53:43 AM »
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Originally posted by Toad
[BWhy would Cod make you dance under a bamboo bar if you smoke dope?
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 Have you ever seen a stoner try and do the limbo?  Funny as hell! :D

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« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2002, 09:18:46 AM »
She's my new hero!
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« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2002, 03:47:34 AM »
God is Love

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« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2002, 01:32:19 PM »
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And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.


Presumably some hidden part of the bible goes on to say:
And on the eighth day God looked at his creation and said: "Behold creation, perfect in every way!...
...Oh my me! I've left cannabis, coca, tobacco, opium and magic mushrooms all over the place. Now they'll think they're supposed to eat them." And The Lord did wail and gnash his teeth. And God said: "Now I shall have to create Republicans." And God wept.
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« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2002, 04:38:46 PM »
Dead there are just as many Democrats as Republicans supporting the war on drugs.  Both parties are afraid to deal with the issue sensibly.  Thank God they aren't stupid enough to execute people for drug trafficking as in some less-civilized countries.
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« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2002, 07:04:01 PM »
I smoke to reduce the nausea from my Chemo therapy. How do I fit into your scheme:D
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« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2002, 07:09:14 PM »
I smoked it cause my friend was holding the jstick for too long and I dont have to worry about being a president.

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« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2002, 07:21:08 PM »
The War on Drugs is nothing more than price support for dealers.  The victims are the people who are robbed and beaten by users who have to pay the higher prices.

BTW, I doubt anything will ever change.

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« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2002, 08:39:18 PM »
what next?

Hindus for Hashish?

Atheists for Acid?
all you fascists, you're bound to lose...