Author Topic: Baby Bombers (Read 992 times)

Hangtime · « **Reply #15 on:** June 28, 2002, 02:31:05 PM »

those ain't children. they're sadistic lil towel head dwarves on a KKK off-off-off broadway play tryout.

Elfenwolf · « **Reply #16 on:** June 28, 2002, 02:37:37 PM »

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Originally posted by AKSWulfe

It ain't even smart enough to know which way to go... are they gonna drop kick it?
-SW

I wouldn't recommend drop kicking a baby with that much explosive attatched to him- if he goes off you'll lose your foot. I would suggest pulling the pin and throwing him instead.

Sikboy · « **Reply #17 on:** June 28, 2002, 02:55:55 PM »

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Originally posted by Elfenwolf

I wouldn't recommend drop kicking a baby with that much explosive attatched to him- if he goes off you'll lose your foot. I would suggest pulling the pin and throwing him instead.

Maybe they could use a Trebuchet, or one of those Air Cannons they use to shoot pumpkins.

-Sikboy

midnight Target · « **Reply #18 on:** June 28, 2002, 03:00:32 PM »

I think Hang's idea might have merit. You know there are very few "kittens being killed" in a strict Islamic area. This should leave a surplus of kittenbombs available.

-dead- · « **Reply #19 on:** June 28, 2002, 03:28:27 PM »

Hehehe like no one on this board ever dressed up and played soldiers when they were kids...

Hangtime · « **Reply #20 on:** June 28, 2002, 03:44:02 PM »

Nope.. don't ever recall dressin up in a sheet with c-4 explosives and runnin around w/ an ak47.

i think the neighbors woulda lynched me.

Nath[BDP] · « **Reply #21 on:** June 28, 2002, 03:48:24 PM »

http://www.ajc.org/upload/pdf/NewYorkTimes3_04.pdf

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Elfenwolf · « **Reply #22 on:** June 28, 2002, 03:53:48 PM »

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Originally posted by midnight Target
I think Hang's idea might have merit. You know there are very few "kittens being killed" in a strict Islamic area. This should leave a surplus of kittenbombs available.

What we do is make fish flavored plastic explosives and feed it to the bad guy's cats. As soon as the cat jumps in the terrorist's lap- ka-BOOM!!

Cobra · « **Reply #23 on:** June 28, 2002, 04:02:14 PM »

TMAW,
I believe that picture is faked and was actually taken from some cut film frames that didn't make it into the final version of Blazing Saddles, where Hedley Lamar is recruiting for menacing characters. If I remember right, when Hedley asked them what their specialty crimes were, they said, being unlucky enough to be born into this toejam-hole that everyone has an opinion on, but no-one has the balls to bring an answer to. Then Hedley said, heh, poor bastards, too bad you don't live in FLA or WA, NEXT!

Also, I'm not sure what's odd about that baby picture except.....wait a minute.....he could be wearing...... baby booties shoe bombs! I believe they are set off by burping up breast milk on them! Yep it has to be breast milk...none of that fake crap.

I think that BOTH Israelis and Palenstinians are equally responsible for this nonsense.....what does that make me?.......Balanced?

Cobra

-dead- · « **Reply #24 on:** June 28, 2002, 04:03:56 PM »

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Originally posted by Hangtime
Nope.. don't ever recall dressin up in a sheet with c-4 explosives and runnin around w/ an ak47.

i think the neighbors woulda lynched me.

Yeah? Your neighbours prolly did dress up in sheets then

But seriously:
I guess the reason you didn't do this is because you didn't grow up in Palastine. Lemme guess - you're an American - so you dressed up like a ... Russian... no German... no wait... Australian.... what's that? An American soldier you say?!? Who'd've thunk it!

Eagler · « **Reply #25 on:** June 28, 2002, 04:27:25 PM »

wtg dead !
.. for making sense where I sure didn't think it was possible

I see now ...

instead of japs and commandos or cowboys and indians they play the "israeli soldier and suicide bomber". And the bomber child runs past the soldier into a group of kids standing on the corner and play "detonates" himself, jumps up and laughs, points at his friends and says "your dead, your dead, your dead, your missing an arm, your baby is blown in half, your sister's head is gone....". Then they switch sides and the fun continues

Braz · « **Reply #26 on:** June 28, 2002, 04:31:39 PM »

Thought I had a good sense of humor,

But playing like your a bomber is not playing soldier. These bombers are cowardly criminals, not cowboys and indians. Adults helped them dress this way, and prepare them for what?

Braz · « **Reply #27 on:** June 28, 2002, 04:39:05 PM »

whoops

~Caligula~ · « **Reply #28 on:** June 29, 2002, 06:14:59 PM »

Son You`ve gotto blow yourself up!!!
What would become of You if You didn`t?....
The jews might use your blood to make pastry...

Fishu · « **Reply #29 on:** June 30, 2002, 12:32:12 AM »

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Originally posted by Braz
Thought I had a good sense of humor,

But playing like your a bomber is not playing soldier. These bombers are cowardly criminals, not cowboys and indians. Adults helped them dress this way, and prepare them for what?

..and your goverment is preparing you to be a brave soldier?-)