Oh man, this is some stuff I ran accross looking for ammo to reply to a thread on the general forum but thought it should really go over here! Enjoy...
Q-Why do they have all those Harley billboards along the highway?
A-So the owners will know how far it is to the next repair shop.
Q: Why do harley riders never ride faster than 50mph???
A: Any faster and they can't see where the parts fell off.
Q: Why do harley riders chrome all their parts???
A: It makes them easier to spot on the side of the road.
Top 10 Reasons Why Harley Owners Won't Wave At Other Bikers:
Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.
Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by those rice-burner manufacturers.
Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.
They're jealous that after spending $30,000,they still don't own a BMWK1200 LT
