Originally posted by Thrawn
Elfenwolf, so did you really have a bungee jumping accident or not?
LOL Thrawn, OK, here's the story, but the only reason I'll tell you the truth is because I feel guilty on account of I've been having cyber sex with your wife for several months now.
No, I did not jump off a bridge either with or without bungees. In fact I am terrified of heights and can only fly AH if I'm too drunk to realize I'm airborne. In fact when Air Warrior went 3D exclusively I had to quit because of the realism. No, I never bungeed off the Forrest Hill bridge. That whole story started because in summertime I'm AFK more often than not, and two of my brothers under the influence of Crown Royal (as I was) concoted the story and posted "carrel" on my mom's computer after I expressed my boredom with posting as Elfenwolf and flying under a seperate name. Basically the plan was to have Elfenwolf be brightly painted by well wishers, mistaken for a Pinata by Mexican migrant workers and beaten to death and I wouldn't post again. A phone call from a friend who posts here convinced me not to kill Elfenwolf although the stupidity of that troll made me wish he WAS dead, but my buddy convinced me not to kill him as it would give too much comfort to Easymo, Hblair, Eagler, Ripsnort, Hortlund, Maverick and several other individuals. It was a bad idea, I take full responsibility for this admittedly stupid faux pas, but I WILL say is this is my only account...well, I have posted as "Ripsnort" about thirteen thousand times, but most of those posts have been nonsincal BS or self promoting hype for his gay website and studmuffin BMW (read Bring My Wallet), but other than that- Elfenwolf is my only ID here.
Now, as Paul Harvey might say- The Rest Of The Story- Summertimes we camp and ski- almost every weekend, plus day use- so I'm feeling uncomfortable about reading all the well wishes (along with the speculative stories about Robert Conrad kicking my ass) and I feel I've unbalanced (great word) my Karma by posting such a redicilous story. I don't know, at the time when we were drunk and talking about a bungee jumper bouncing between rocks and a bridge it seemed funny, but when we sobered up I was uncomfortable with the post and decided to commit cyber suicide. Except for- (drumroll) The Rest Of The Story-
Now, for THE REST OF THE STORY- So I feel like crap over this, I'm taking heat on the BBS, I decide to skip town and go camping for a few days and I'm tightening my tube down in my boat when the bungee I'm using lets go smacks me in the eye, barely missing my eyeball but puncturing my cheek and giving me a shiner that will be here for weeks. I'm mopping my blood off my face (pictures when developed) and I'm immediately struck with two thoughts- 1) I really pissed off the Troll Gods and 2) I'm glad I didn't claim to have landed crotch first instead of face first on the rocks. LOL dems da faktz.
