A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where
they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they
fell asleep, awakening around eight PM. As the man threw on his clothes, he
told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and
dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and
drove home.
"Where have you been!" demanded his wife when he entered the house.
"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary
and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up
until eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been
playing golf!"
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