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Offline Curval

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« on: July 22, 2002, 10:10:50 AM »
She arrives today at 1.30pm.  

This means:

1.  The kids will be fed, bathed, and played with BEFORE I get home.  (gonna have to teach her how to play Rogue Squadron though)
2.  Dishes will be done...in fact I will have to be careful not to leave any partial empty cups that I intend to finish around...if I do the cup ends up washed and back in the cupboard before I have the chance.
3.  No more fetching 3.00am bottles for the kids.
4.  Dinner ready for when I get home.
5.  The wife is gonna be in a good mood.
6.  and MOST IMPORTANTLY...loads of flying time.

Thank goodness for mother-in-laws.  ;)
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« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2002, 10:27:43 AM »
There has just *got* to be more information about this situation than you are letting on to!  Do tell!  Do tell!

Somehow, I didnt see "More Sex" in that list of "Good things"

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Offline Udie

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« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2002, 10:31:32 AM »
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There has just *got* to be more information about this situation than you are letting on to!  Do tell!  Do tell!

Somehow, I didnt see "More Sex" in that list of "Good things"

:D




 now that's sick!  he's got a wife man! and it's his mother in-law's daughter!!!!



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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2002, 10:33:38 AM »
So, are you "cut off" while Mother is in town? ;) :D

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« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2002, 10:47:10 AM »
'Snort, I think you "pinned the tail on the Donkey!"  

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« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2002, 12:07:51 PM »
Le Paul....see #5 The wife is gonna be in a good mood.....this always leads to more sex.  In this particular case it also means quieter sex

And FYI..my wife's mother is constantly told she must be my wife's sister....because she looks so young.  Very pretty lady, so I'm in no way offended by the insinuations here:D   She might be though.;)
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« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2002, 12:18:31 PM »
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Le Paul....see #5 The wife is gonna be in a good mood.....this always leads to more sex.  In this particular case it also means quieter sex

And FYI..my wife's mother is constantly told she must be my wife's sister....because she looks so young.  Very pretty lady, so I'm in no way offended by the insinuations here:D   She might be though.;)


Okay now, don't be a Mother F....  ummm, never mind. :D

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« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2002, 12:27:16 PM »
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Okay now, don't be a Mother F....  ummm, never mind. :D


LOL....no worries there.

You should see her younger sister though...my first reaction when I met her was "Damn....I've got the wrong one!":D  

Disclaimer:  I love my wife and am kidding in the above comment.
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« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2002, 12:29:38 PM »
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LOL....no worries there.

You should see her younger sister though...my first reaction when I met her was "Damn....I've got the wrong one!":D  

Disclaimer:  I love my wife and am kidding in the above comment.



Yes, I know you do, but when the other head does the thinking, its always telling the truth! ;)

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« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2002, 12:32:46 PM »
ROTFLMFAO!!!!  Rip.   You're killing me here, knock it off NOW!!!!!!  Oohh man....

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