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Offline Ripsnort

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« on: July 23, 2002, 09:59:35 AM »
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Al Gore
"Democrats understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."-- Vice President Al Gore
"Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow astronauts."--Vice President Al Gore
"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance>from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, & water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." --Vice President Al Gore, 8/11/94
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." -- Vice President Al Gore, 9/15/95
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy but that could change." --Vice President Al Gore, 5/22/98
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." -- Al Gore
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." --Vice President Al Gore
"The future will be better tomorrow." --Vice President Al Gore
"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."-- Vice President Al Gore, 9/21/97
"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." --Vice President Al Gore
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." -- Al Gore to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
"Public speaking is very easy." --Vice President Al Gore to reporters
"I am not part of the problem. I am a Democrat." -- Al Gore
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."--Vice President Al Gore
"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.--Al Gore
"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it." -- 5/20/96
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --9/22/97
"For NASA, space is still a high priority." --9/5/93
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." 9/18/95
"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Al Gore may or may not make." --Vice President Al Gore
"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Vice President Al Gore
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." --Al Gore
AND, OF COURSE, (TO ALL USERS OF THE INTERNET), the all-time QUOTATION OF MR. AL GORE: "As many of you know, I was very instrumental in the founding of the Internet" --AL Gore to Katie Couric 3/99
"Congratulations on the Bulls' win last night. That was quite a win! I tell you, that Michael Jackson is unbelievable, isn't he? He's just unbelievable! Three plays in 20 seconds!" --Human Events magazine, June 26, 1998, page 5.

Offline LePaul

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« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2002, 10:29:24 AM »
LOL

Thanks for the much needed comic releif hehe....

And they pick on Quayle...

Offline Horn

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« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2002, 11:23:31 AM »
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And they pick on Quayle...


Heh. A few of those "AlGorisms" *are* Qualye!

dh

Offline Udie

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« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2002, 11:29:45 AM »
Didn't Candice Bergin (sp?) come out a couple of weeks ago and admit that she though VP Quale was right? :rolleyes:

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« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2002, 11:32:47 AM »
Yes She did:
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Ten years after Dan Quayle’s infamous speech condemning the sit-com character Murphy Brown for “mocking the importance of fathers by bearing a child alone and calling it just another ‘lifestyle choice,’” Candice Bergen, the actress who portrayed Murphy Brown, has weighed in with her own opinion: Dan Quayle was right.


Speaking to the Television Critics Association, Bergen said, “[H]is speech was a perfectly intelligent speech about fathers not being dispensable, and nobody agreed with that more than I did.”

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« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2002, 01:32:35 PM »
Thank god the dumb toejam didn't win his state.  

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Offline Udie

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« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2002, 02:02:39 PM »
Rip,

 You forgot my favorite...

 "there is no controlling legal authority"  when answering questions about the illegal fundraiser at the budist temple during the '96 presidential campain.

 Gee thanks Mr. Glenn for destroying your honor and heroism for a ride in the shuttle.... :(

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« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2002, 07:13:00 PM »
LOL!!!

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Heh. A few of those "AlGorisms" *are* Qualye!


About 85% of them are

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AL GORE: "As many of you know, I was very instrumental in the founding of the Internet" --AL Gore to Katie Couric 3/99


What do you find funny about this fact?
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