True story:
When I was training at the Defense Language Institute, back in 1992, I walked into class one day with a big SEG on my face, and my Teacher, Alla Vishnapolskaya, asked me "Alesha, what is happening, why are you so bright today?" And I said, "I just got my orders, I've got Submarine Duty!" Alla's face went white. She became VERY concerned and told me in a grave tone that "duty on a submarine was very dangerous"
I was puzzled, until my friend Sasha and I were talking about it and we thought about all the reactor accidents and general mayhem that we as Americans associated with the Russian Nuclear Submarine Program, and we realised that Alla had good cause to be alarmed!
-Sikboy