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Offline funkedup

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« on: July 24, 2002, 05:36:57 PM »
Guys, Elfenwolf's wife contacted me and it seems his medical insurance has expired.  Apparently he used a 34 cent stamp when he mailed in his last premium.  It was returned to sender for insufficient postage, but by then it was too late, as he had suffered critical injuries in a tragic bungee mishap.  Elfenwolf has sold his Barbie collection and was able to pay for most of his treatment with the proceeds.  But now he needs a very expensive noodle reattachment procedure and he simply can't afford it.  So if you have a few extra bucks and want to help, please send cash or valuables to:  

Elfenwolf Recovery Fund
C/O Save the Fishies
1626 Holmes St.
Livermore, CA 94550
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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2002, 06:33:38 PM »
I'd send a donation, but i licked the wrong stamp.

now, i'm tripping my brains out..
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Re: Elfenwolf Bungee Jump Recovery Fund
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2002, 07:00:42 PM »
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...  But now he needs a very expensive noodle reattachment procedure


Where will he get a new noodle?

An Oscar Meyer Wiener should not be that expensive.
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« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2002, 07:13:27 PM »
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Where will he get a new noodle?

An Oscar Meyer Wiener should not be that expensive.


yes, but it is quite possibly too large.

Vienna sausages I think would suffice.:D

It is the surgery that costs the money silly!  Attaching those things are hard...you need microscopes, really thin thread...and someone who knows what the hell they are doing.:rolleyes:
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« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2002, 07:14:22 PM »
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yes, but it is quite possibly too large.

Vienna sausages I think would suffice.:D

It is the surgery that costs the money silly!  Attaching those things are hard...you need microscopes, really thin thread...and someone who knows what the hell they are doing.:rolleyes:

Why not just use duct tape?
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Offline mietla

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« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2002, 07:37:38 PM »
yeah, I was thinking krazy glue, but the duct tape will do nicely. He could take it off for the night.

I now, use velcro
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« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2002, 07:41:44 PM »
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yes, but it is quite possibly too large.
 


You can bite it to the desired size.
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Offline mietla

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« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2002, 07:42:42 PM »
He could also start a club with other unfortunates and share it with other "members", so to speak.

« Last Edit: July 24, 2002, 07:44:50 PM by mietla »
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Offline lazs2

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« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2002, 08:58:41 AM »
elfs wife Bruce has told me that the address you have given in no longer valid funked and that a P.O. box in dixon California is the current place to send funds.
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Offline LePaul

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« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2002, 09:02:35 AM »
LOL

And the name of the fund?  "AHHH-SPROING!-BONK-SPLAT!" ?

Seems like this would all make a very nice Don Martin (MAD Magazine) cartoon.
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Offline Lance

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« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2002, 09:31:19 AM »
A real man would just superglue the damn thing back on.
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Offline Elfenwolf

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« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2002, 11:12:43 AM »
COD you guys are brutal. This obviously isn't true because my wife would prefer to leave it unattatched- the toilet seat would stay cleaner and she could enjoy that particular part of my anatomy while I was sleeping.
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« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2002, 01:20:07 PM »
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COD you guys are brutal. This obviously isn't true because my wife would prefer to leave it unattatched- the toilet seat would stay cleaner and she could enjoy that particular part of my anatomy while I was sleeping.


I'm sure it would be stored in a vat of "Miracle Grow"   :p
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Offline Nifty

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« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2002, 01:38:57 PM »
hell, let's just buy him a strap on.  His wife would probably enjoy that more, and it'll be cheaper for us.  ;)
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« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2002, 02:21:53 PM »
OK ok, I have an extra 6" or so to spare, although it will leave things only slightly above normal. Anyone else want to donate?
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