When my children wish full and unrestricted enjoyment of their constitutional rights, they can move out.
My thoughts exactly. This is a keeper.

My kid (almost 19) wants a car. My ex-wife wants me to buy her one.
I asked my ex, "she holding down a job?"
Answer "no"
"She off the medication she takes to keep her anger and mood swings under control??"
Answer "no"
"She save any money to put toward this car?"
Answer "no"
My answer was "I ain't buying her a car. Period".
Ex asks, "well; can she borrow yours when she needs one.. she can drive you to work and pick you up..."
I asked, "Why not let her borrow yours?"
She says "what?? thats a new car..."
You can guess my answer tho THAT one.
fediddlein women.. incredible logic sequencing, enh?