I'm a Personal Trainer and I'll quiet happily help in the defense.
Those Fat people need to realise that their are 2 reasons for them being unhealthy and overweight. Excessive eating and NO EXERCISE!!!!!
McDonalds should counter sue them for damamge and for them being lazy asses.
I am going to sue Toyota for producing harmful carbon monoxide and for the Green hosue effect.
Also I am going to sue the T.V networks for making T.V so much fun, I would rather sit their and watch T.V then go out and play!
CB