Author Topic: Where are the nude beaches?  (Read 257 times)

Offline MoonJuice

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Where are the nude beaches?
« on: July 29, 2002, 11:01:32 AM »
I've flown all over AH and I can't find any nude beaches.

I've seen a few nude sheep.

Still looking....

Offline AKIron

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Where are the nude beaches?
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2002, 11:11:42 AM »
They're all nude beaches, gotta press alt-f4 to see the people. ;)
Here we put salt on Margaritas, not sidewalks.

Offline Fatty

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Where are the nude beaches?
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2002, 11:12:48 AM »
The absence is just one more example of complacency and general incompetence of the HTC art staff.  I've yet to see the beer in my pilot's left hand either.

Offline Apache

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Where are the nude beaches?
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2002, 11:12:56 AM »
All you'll find is the FDB's there. A most sickening sight. Beer bottles and McDonalds wrappers litter the beach.

Offline MrLars

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Where are the nude beaches?
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2002, 07:21:22 PM »
Nude beaches? There's one 1/4 mile outside of my office window. When bored I'll grab the binoculars and....um, nevermind :o

Offline Ozark

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Where are the nude beaches?
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2002, 07:25:02 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by AKIron
They're all nude beaches, gotta press alt-f4 to see the people. ;)


LOL!

Offline Morgoth

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Where are the nude beaches?
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2002, 07:32:46 PM »
What in God's name do you want to see naked pilots on the beach for? I can barely stand looking at them fully clothed and on fire after being shot down.

Nearly every squad has "fat", "drunk", and "some form of animal" in their handles.

I'd rather see naked elves in EQ.

HiTech: it would be cool to see blunts and Colt 45 modeled or I'll have to threaten again about the possibility of maybe canceling my account. Gracias.