Author Topic: Starting uber squad, dweebs need not apply . (Read 945 times)

Samm · « **on:** July 29, 2002, 05:37:14 PM »

Yo peeps, starting a clan here in this game that is gonna totally kick prettythang on all the lamerz . But first, need to lay down some ground rules .

1. Anyone caught flying a niki will be promptly banned from squad .

2. Anyone caught flying an La7 will also be banned from squad.

3.Anyone caught flying a chog will of course also be banned .

4. Anyone caught HOing or face shooting will be banned .

5. Chute shooters will be sooo ejected from squad .

6. Anybody caught making more than 3 consecutive sorties in a spitfire will first be given a warning, if the behavior continues they will be banned .

7. Our goal is to become so proficient that we will patrol the skies at 25k or higher in doras or p51d's or like plane, and only engage enemy when we have alt and speed advantage .

8. Don't ever let me catch you in a flakpanzer unless it cost you perk points .

9. Anytime you have the slightest suspision of cheating it is your duty to make known your allegations on chan1 and on this forum .

10. We will allways and only fly bish, anyone who changes country must leave the squad.

Thats all I can think of now . Any suggestions you have are welcome .

sling322 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 29, 2002, 05:59:32 PM »

You should contact Commander Rialbh. He would fit in perfectly in your new squad.

Voss · « **Reply #2 on:** July 29, 2002, 06:04:53 PM »

Too many rules, man.

Miss Cleo predicts you will have no kills by the end of next tour and be killed 5208 times.

GunnerCAF · « **Reply #3 on:** July 29, 2002, 06:06:51 PM »

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10. We will allways and only fly bish, anyone who changes country must leave the squad.

My I suggest you call your squad... MEGA LAMERZ

laz · « **Reply #4 on:** July 29, 2002, 06:08:33 PM »

loll. Morons... That takes the FUN out of the GAME. I predict you have 0000 Members in the next months and I promise to fly la7 to knock some sense into you and anyone who joins you squad. Cheers!

Dinger · « **Reply #5 on:** July 29, 2002, 06:14:07 PM »

Dude I'm soo in you're squad. This is gonna be totally sweet!

HFMudd · « **Reply #6 on:** July 29, 2002, 06:17:03 PM »

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Our goal is to become so proficient that we will patrol the skies at 25k or higher in doras or p51d's or like plane, and only engage enemy when we have alt and speed advantage

I was soooooo in right up to here dude, but then you picked two late war uber dweeby alt weenie survivor rides. Had you of stuck will macho real pilot rides like the A series 190's, the P-38, the Ki-61 or the 205 you would have had me.

Oh well, I guess my dreams of becoming a "squaddie" have been shattered like a big picture window in the bad part of town.

Puck · « **Reply #7 on:** July 29, 2002, 06:17:04 PM »

I think a few people missed the tag

Oh well.

It doesn't matter what I fly; once a con gets to D5.5 the wings spontaniously fall off. Must be a bug in the game. HTC?

I've flown nothing but Knights. The Rooks and Bish have both nominated me for their respective air medals.

bozon · « **Reply #8 on:** July 29, 2002, 07:39:50 PM »

11. we will always fly in formation of no less than 10.

GREAT! where do I sign?

Bozon

Samm · « **Reply #9 on:** July 29, 2002, 07:49:22 PM »

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Originally posted by HFMudd

I was soooooo in right up to here dude, but then you picked two late war uber dweeby alt weenie survivor rides. Had you of stuck will macho real pilot rides like the A series 190's, the P-38, the Ki-61 or the 205 you would have had me.

I said or like plane, p38L counts dude . Basically any plane that will enable you to extend away from some dweeb that is playing the lame turning game so that you will be able to tell him how big of a EZ mode lamer he is while you're extending away so that you can grab alt .

akak · « **Reply #10 on:** July 29, 2002, 07:54:45 PM »

12. There will be no 1v1 fights, only gang-bangs are permitted.

Ack-Ack
479th FG

john9001 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 29, 2002, 07:56:12 PM »

ah ...will them rulez be on the test?? huh?

milnko · « **Reply #12 on:** July 29, 2002, 08:37:40 PM »

That squad sounds so like the FDBs, except for all the rules part.

Octavius · « **Reply #13 on:** July 29, 2002, 08:57:57 PM »

QUAH!

sign me up!

HFMudd · « **Reply #14 on:** July 29, 2002, 08:59:51 PM »

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I said or like plane, p38L counts dude

Dude! I am like so totally embarassed now! I hope it isn't too late to take a number and get into this most wicked kick prettythang skwaud!