Air Farce don't land on CV's in the dark. The Air Farce can't hit toejam unless a seal or a marine lazes a target for 'em. In fact, the ChAir Farce weenies are pretty much a bunch of gizmo geeks compared to yer average steelly eyed floatie.
Naval Aviators sadly have a hard time gettin those lil hats down over their fat heads. Marines on the other hand, just get it done. Remember, a Marine Pilot is a Marine first.. then a Pilot.
Frankly, I'd buy any soldier in uniform a beer, but I'd pour the Marine Pilot anything he wants from the top shelf.