It's time once again to insult Ripsnort...come up with a good come back, or I will deem you worthless...NO repeats from the last thread:
http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/Forum1/HTML/002893.html I'll help you get started...
You're so fat and lazy you start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom.
You're so dumb that you write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write.
You're so ugly that people stay away from you whenever they hear you howl.
Your breath smells more and more like squirrel dung each passing day.
You're so paranoid that you begin to stop and consider all of the blades of grass you've stepped on as a child, and worry that their ancestors are going to one day seek revenge.
You're so twisted that you have meaningful conversations with your toaster.
Your father pretends you don't exist, just to play along with your little illusion.
You have no life, therefore you collect dead windowsill flies.
You like cats. Especially with mayo.
You're so pathetic you cry at the end of every episode of Gilligan's Island because they weren't rescued.
You tend to agree with everything your mother's dead uncle tells you.
You argue with yourself about which is better, to be eaten by a koala or to be loved by an infectious disease.
You're so stupid you like to sit in cornfields for prolonged periods of time, and pretend that you're a stalk.
You're so dumb you keep thinking this is the year for the Red Sox.
Your life had been reduced to the point that you like reading lists like this.
[This message has been edited by Ripsnort (edited 07-14-2000).]
[This message has been edited by Ripsnort (edited 07-14-2000).]
