Carlos calls his boss & says, 'Ey, Boss I not come to work today. I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache & my legs hurt. I not come work,'
The boss says, 'You know, Carlos, I really need you today. When I feel like that, I go to my wife & tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better & I can go to work. You should try that.'
Two hours later Carlos calls, 'Boss, I did what you said & I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house.'
