America... a great place to visit... not!

[Wotan]

tell her to go through mexico or canada.

she can slip through the fence in texas. Hot desert but doable. I hear some liberals want set up water holes so the illegal immmigrants dont die of thirst while they voiolate our borders so maybe it wont be so bad.

or during the right season she can have a nice woodland trek anywhere along our canadian border.

May save her some hassel..

[Elfenwolf]

Originally posted by Vulcan
Actually your ships are quite welcome except those with nuclear weapons/propulsion . But I'm not one of those commie greenies so I actually liked seeing US ships in port (got to see some real big toys!).

As for an ally? Hmmmm... ever heard of Echelon?

 

Vulcan, "those without nuclear weapons or propulpition" means basically we can't send ANY warships within your waters without compromising the abilities of said ship to the enemy. LOL get real:) We've been covering the dregs of the British Empire ever since England inbred itself into retardation in 1933. If it weren't for us the Samoans would have conquered you years ago.

[weazel]

"They were just out of control. It was like they were a law unto their own."

If Chimpy and his thug Ashcroft say it's Ok to strip search tourists to give them body cavity searchs then they need to shut up, strip, bend over and spread their cheeks.

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Originally posted by 10Bears
All Clintons fault

You see, if he didn't get those blowjobs, we wouldn't be acting like this....
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10Bears....take your meds man.......

Cobra

Lol 10Bears, quit stirring up the rednecks.

 You know thats my job...yours is to come in afterwards with the facts to demonstrate how ignorant their "conservative" philosophy really is.  

[easymo]

"I hear some liberals want set up water holes so the illegal immmigrants dont die of thirst while they voiolate our borders so maybe it wont be so bad. "


I put steps under all my windows.(don't want no lawsuit).  And put cookies and milk by all the doors. No bergler braking into my house is going to starve.

[Saintaw]

ROFL, welcome to the 'land of the free'.... is that Ironic

[Dowding]

Elfenwolf - the British Empire died on the battlefields of WW1 and more importantly WW2. What was it? 6 years of war.

Oh yeah and in Fort Knox too.

[-tronski-]

Originally posted by Samm
New Zealand isn't considered an american ally . Something to do with our navy not being welcome in their water .

Back in the 80's US naval vessles were quite welcome in NZ, they just had to declare whether they were carrying Nuclear weapons or not, which the US navy would'nt...so no more US naval visits.

 If I remember correctly NZ SAS were in afghanistan....

 Tronsky

[SC-Sp00k]

Originally posted by -tronski-
If I remember correctly NZ SAS were in afghanistan....

 Tronsky

As were the rest of us "Inbred" Colonials.

[-tronski-]

Originally posted by SC-Sp00k


As were the rest of us "Inbred" Colonials.

 Actually I think "Convict" inbred colonials in this case...

 Tronsky

[Staga]

Where could I send my CV if I would like to work as a immigration official in a airport in U.S?
Sounds like a cool job for a a-hole like me

[Thrawn]

Yes, do not spend your tourist dollars in the US.  You may be gang raped by the customer officers.  Instead, spend them in pictureque Canada.  Where the gropeing is kept to a minimum.  

[SKurj]

Heh +)

I was not allowed to board a plane for the US the second last time i tried to visit about 3 years ago.

Some friends I met online, invited me down to calif for a clan get together (Quake TeamFortress clan).  At the time I was a dishwasher in a fine dining restaurant making minimum wage, so these friends even covered my expenses including the plane ticket.

I went to the airport with $50 in my pocket and no credit card, and a normal amount of luggage...
I guess the US people felt i was actually going on a one way trip with no intention of returning to Canada, so they said no way.  I was told I had to prove I had a 'sponsor' for my visit, had a residence in canada with a lease I had to return to, and a job.

So I went home, typed up a letter from my landlord, had a friend sign it.  Then had my friends in the US fax me a letter of invitation.  And typed another letter from my job and 'faked' another signature.

The next day I hopped on the plane and enjoyed my first ever visit to california!! woohoo!!  It was November when I went, was soo nice to enjoy the warm tropical weather. +)  Nevermind the 24 yr old woman, who had talked her husband into paying for my trip +)


SKurj

[Curval]

Originally posted by Elfenwolf


 We've been covering the dregs of the British Empire ever since England inbred itself into retardation in 1933.

LOL...America was populated initially by the dregs of the British Empire according to my history books.

[Wotan]

the "dregs" are what remained.

[fffreeze220]

The US immigration sux arse IMHO

I mean what these dudes think?
THat all the tourist wanna stay in the US forever and workl the illegal ?
Even if they come from a country that is not suffering ?
Every time i have to go through the US immigration or canadien i feel like criminal person that isnt welcome. And they only asking absolut stupid questions.
But i have to forgive them it must be the sutipiest work ever.