I shouldnt even be posting this as it may be the worst example of gaming the game, but oh well.
Some of the hugest rants and dweeb accusations can be achieved by playing this little trick.
Find out where your countrymate is leaving from with his/her goon. Then up a B17 (single not formation.) Fly directly..i mean like one hundred feet ....just above the goon and maintain a perfect formation. If you both stay really tight you look like one blob from far away. You also have the same short distance icon going for you if you stay good and low.
So now the bogies will look at your dot on the deck and think "free goon kill!" They will come screaming in at Mach 5 to shoot down the "goon." Then the icons pop up and the fighter pilot loses all bowel control. He/she will be so enraged at your shamless dweebosity that they will just have to attack you and shoot that goon down!
If you have good coms with your goon and you work as a team, the goon pilot basically has the guns of a B17.
But wait! The bogie must have notified all of his countrymen that he was just shot down by the biggest tard in the game, nay the world.
But dont worry, he/she has already muted themselves by cussing at you on channel one! That is if their computer monitor or other hardware hasnt been embedded in the grass outside after being hurled through the window!
I have only done this a few times, and would NOT RECOMMEND it as an actual tactic. But if you are having a bad day or just havent sprayed a beverage out of your nose from a sudden burst of laughter as someone totally loses it on channel one in awhile, give it a try.
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