Originally posted by StSanta:
Boooooooooooooring
Fly straight. Hope no one sees you. Rip them up with 30's.
Alternatively: dive. hope the enemy doesn't see you. Rip him up with 30's.
Or: Fly straight. The enemy sees you, extend for 10 miles, then come back. Repeat
Or even: Or: dive. The enemy sees you, slowly pull out of the dive, extend for 10 miles, then come back. Repeat.
Sure it's untouchable. But is it fun?
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I could be wrong here, but isn't this the preferred method of the he-man, 109 Luftwaffle pilots? In the latest survery, 9 out of 10 Leather-wearing "real" cyber-pilots (read 109) preferred this method of "fun".

In the same survery in a follow-up question 8 out of 10 he-man, "real" cyber-pilots (read those who fly waffle irons in their leather pajamas, while making cute little putt-putt sounds) said only the really super-duper, highly skilled pixel pilots fly the planes with those little cross thingies on their skinny wings.
As an extra bonus question in this survey, these most talented of all pixel pushers said that the luftwaffles are getting the shaft in every sim ever made and every sim that will be made. This question had a surprising 10 out of 10. And in the best tradition of the oppressed called everyone else a chog/niki/spit/pony/c-47/ dweeb.
The only exceptions to this poll were the Assassins, they couldn't figure out how to fill it out.

Hmmm...maybe I should cut down on the caffiene.

Cobra