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Offline Wlfgng

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« Reply #30 on: August 15, 2002, 02:37:14 PM »
roflmao!! almost forgot about that one !

thanks!
that was funny as hell even in 'playback' mode :D


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« Reply #31 on: August 15, 2002, 03:19:34 PM »
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I'm going to have my ashes frozen in case medical science someday figures out a way to revive me.

AKDejaVu


Isn't that where Sea Monkies come from?
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« Reply #32 on: August 15, 2002, 03:23:42 PM »
The MP for Cheltenham, UK, who'd been MP for the borough for 20 years, put in his will that he'd like his ashes scattered over Cheltenham, the town he'd served for so long......


When the local paper annouced it all the scrubs complained that they didnt want some toff's dirty old ashes over they drying laundry thank-you-very-much and they cancelled the idea.

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« Reply #33 on: August 15, 2002, 03:26:53 PM »
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I am not planning on dying.


Neither am I.  Life may be a full contact game, and no one gets out alive.  I just don't plan on quiting playing.
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Offline Wlfgng

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« Reply #34 on: August 15, 2002, 04:30:30 PM »
missed your post Curval...

that is SICK man !!!   lol
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« Reply #35 on: August 15, 2002, 04:47:10 PM »
mix my ashes into the chocolate mousse dessert at the very next republican presidential fundraiser.

hope i give those salamanders as big a stomach ache as they give me.
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« Reply #36 on: August 15, 2002, 06:11:12 PM »
I've asked the wife to mix my ashes in her sweetheart and run me up the pipe one last time.

Do burn victims get a discount on cremations?
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« Reply #37 on: August 15, 2002, 06:32:38 PM »
I wanna be used as fertilizer for pakalolo plants...
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« Reply #38 on: August 15, 2002, 07:16:14 PM »
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What is done with my rotting heap of flesh after I die is none of my concern.  Out of courtesy tho', I would recommend disposing of it before it starts to stink!


SOB


Too late!  :D
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