Author Topic: Have a problem? Freak weather? Unexplained Phenomena? Blame the Americans!  (Read 747 times)

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       Now Im watching the TV and have it on one of the big news channels(Ill just say it wasnt the Communist News Network.) They come up with a wild story from Eastern Europe, Chzech Republic, Germany, Slovakia, where the massive floods have been occuring.. Some of the politicians have decided that there must be a reason for these floods. Now after reading into it i see that these are massive floods. A 100 year high mark, but its been higher before. It what they call a hundred year flood it happens every now and then.

        However these politicians have decided that America is too blame. We didnt sign the Kyoto Treaty we must be to blame. We are the cause of global warming(as if it wasnt a natural thing.) The Americans caused these floods they are evil(yes we must be we have guns and freedom and other great things.)
     
         Now first off supposing there was a such a thing as artificial global warming. We didnt sign this treaty when a year ago. So now tell me that in this year that we have been enough to cause these floods. The other countries probably havent even started reductions yet. Now by their standards should the world not be a living and working hell. Or is that just how they want it.



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« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2002, 06:01:48 PM »
1) Get an education on subject.

2) Post about complicated subject on BBS.  

Not the other way around.
« Last Edit: August 15, 2002, 06:04:30 PM by Hortlund »

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« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2002, 06:15:36 PM »
roflmao

gawd you are mean!!!
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« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2002, 06:18:28 PM »
we created a secret weather machine and have turned it loose on the world
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« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2002, 06:37:06 PM »
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1) Get an education on subject.

2) Post about complicated subject on BBS.

Not the other way around.

1. Buy a clue Hortland.

2. Use of your new-found clue will hopefully inhibit you from responding like a freakin' retard.

Not the other way around.

Offline john9001

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« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2002, 06:39:47 PM »
the last great floods in europe were 125 yrs ago , they were set off by the americans killing off all the buffalo and building railroads across north america, i have proof

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« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2002, 07:37:04 PM »
In Moscow we have the hottest summer since 1972. The city is covered by smoke from burning peal (sp?) swamps East from Moscow. Firemen and forrest rangers said yesterday that they run out of water in ponds and rivers to fight that fires.

Moscow Stalin's skyscrapers like Univercity and Foreign Ministry can't be seen from more then 5km away. From the "Universitet" underground station the Univercity building looks like a thin pastele picture, and from Kosygin street where I work it can be seen only as a shadow against the sunset.

When you go outdoors you can literally smell the smoke.

We had it for 3 weeks in July, and now it's back after only one week of bearable weather with short rains.

It's amazing when you can't see Kremlin or even Christ the Saviour Cathederal from Vorobyovy Mountains on a sunny day.

Definetly, that bloody yankees are to blame.  They have a secret technology to transfer atmospheric water from Central-European Russia to Czech Republic and Germany.

Another proof of their deadly experiments is the fact that this year we had the warmest February in the last 300 years (!!!), over freezing every day, while Western Europe suffered from coldth and snow.

Yankees will blame Iraq for burning their oil wells to increase global warming, but Russian government can prove that oil fires in Chechnya in 1995 didn't have such consequences. The most probable reason is not only the violation of Kyoto treaty but the excessive use of fuel-air explosive bombs against mountains in Afghanistan.

Important: if you'll protest by throwing bottles with Molotov cocktail at American embassies, you'll only help their plan to change global climate!

I hope you'll understand that it's a joke :) Except for the weather siuation in Moscow. I wish we could borrow some rain-clouds from Western Europe :(

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« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2002, 07:46:20 PM »
HAHA preach like it broda:p  GOD BLESS AMERRRRRRICA

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« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2002, 10:48:56 PM »
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1) Get an education on subject.

2) Post about complicated subject on BBS.  

Not the other way around.


As he says.

Hobo, you aren't posting anywhere near an accurate representaion of what's happening in that region, nor their governments responses.

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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2002, 12:19:16 AM »
to our eastern european friends:

..how long can you tread water?
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« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2002, 12:42:06 AM »
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
LOL:D

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« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2002, 01:42:04 AM »
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1. Buy a clue Hortland.

2. Use of your new-found clue will hopefully inhibit you from responding like a freakin' retard.

Not the other way around.


Actually Im not sure how I'd be able to do it the other way around. I mean where would I get the "new-found clue" to use in step 2 if I didnt buy it in step 1?

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« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2002, 01:49:53 AM »
Hobodog ur post is so unbelievible dumb like the european guys saying that the USA caused the floods.

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« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2002, 02:25:28 AM »
Oh yeah, Global warming a natural cause heh.... I'm sure he's going to say next that Nazi camps never existed too :rolleyes:

I'm pretty sure we'll have some more of this in 12 days, after the upcomming South Africa meeting... stand by
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« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2002, 05:50:03 AM »
Good to see the american military get a good education in spelling :rolleyes:  you think they'd know how to spell Hijack by now?

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Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
LOL:D