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Offline Creto

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« on: August 17, 2002, 02:54:41 PM »
I used to looked up to you Germans as always being on time and on target.  

LMAO when I saw you union guys get a 'pinkelpause'.

Ve must haf ORDER! get back work!  :)


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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2002, 08:56:23 AM »
Sounds ALOT like the USA! LOL!
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Once upon a time, Germans had a world-class work ethic. But as the economy prospered and the welfare state
 grew over the years, it gave way to a world-class German leisure ethic. Germans spend quite a bit of time on this.
 The German daily S ddeutsche Zeitung recently published four pages on "the Science of Vacation." A lead article
 discussed "The Problems of Relaxation: A Phenomenology of a Distorted Perception." In another piece, a
 professor from the University of Marburg speculated that certain vacations could result in a decrease in IQ of about
 three-quarters of a point. Having fun has become serious business in Germany.

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« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2002, 01:18:02 AM »
i think in correct kraut this would be 'ich bin slacker' - when JFK said "ich bin ein berliner", that translated to "i am a jelly doughnut" (in the kraut language a 'berliner' is a pastry quite like a jelly doughnut) in correct german to say "i am a berliner" (meaning "i am a guy from berlin")  one would say "ich bin berliner"

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Offline Kieran

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« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2002, 07:19:30 AM »
Wondered how long it would take someone to bring that up.

Ich bin Lehrer. ;)

Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2002, 08:11:34 AM »
I heard that "Long Drive" in german is "gross fart". If this is true I hope to be hitting many gross farts next weekend.

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« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2002, 08:25:07 AM »
You a hacker too, eh MT? :D

We got a group here at work that likes to play about every week.  We all work weekends, so we usually play on Tues or Wed mornings.  Our unusually mild summer here in north Texas has been very good for golfing...but its starting to get hotter now.  :(  Fired an 87 a few weeks ago myself....not that great, but its my best score so far.  Normally shoot in the mid 90's.

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« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2002, 09:12:38 AM »
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I heard that "Long Drive" in german is "gross fart". If this is true I hope to be hitting many gross farts next weekend.


hehe.....sort of,  Big drive= Gross Fart, spelling is different tho.

Ich bin ein Slacker is right. I think ?
"I am a Slacker"

Wo ist Duedel when you need him?
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Offline Monk

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« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2002, 09:18:41 AM »
...and the next time you want breakfest, tell your wife I want a "Early Piece"

Frühstück= Early Piece

Muhahahaha:D

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« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2002, 09:21:34 AM »
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You a hacker too, eh MT? :D

We got a group here at work that likes to play about every week.  We all work weekends, so we usually play on Tues or Wed mornings.  Our unusually mild summer here in north Texas has been very good for golfing...but its starting to get hotter now.  :(  Fired an 87 a few weeks ago myself....not that great, but its my best score so far.  Normally shoot in the mid 90's.


87? I would give my right arm for an 87!!!

Naw, I'm a mid 90's guy myself. Need to buy a new Farter... er Driver tho.

Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2002, 09:25:17 AM »
Isn't a slacker a type of apple fritter?:)
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« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2002, 09:27:43 AM »
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 Need to buy a new Farter... er Driver tho.


I can't "Fart" for crap. I'll mess around and kill someone when I "Fart". No idea where it's going.

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« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2002, 10:34:14 AM »
Man Man Man u US guys are so funny. :):)

I h ave not a piece of a cluw what slacker should mean.
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« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2002, 10:44:38 AM »
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Man Man Man u US guys are so funny. :):)

I h ave not a piece of a cluw what slacker should mean.


Slacker= "ein faules stück Scheisse"

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« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2002, 11:03:52 AM »
ROFLMFAO
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« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2002, 12:36:22 PM »
Hey Freeze, help me out, is it "Ich bin ein Slacker" or "Ich bin Slacker".  sort of like "Ich bin ein Idiot", or "Ich bin Idiot".