Death Convoy of Afghanistan

[midnight Target]

Originally posted by Elfenwolf
LOL MT, here's one from the Gulf War-

Like Goldilocks sampling porriage the American people have finally found a paltapable war- not too cold like Korea nor too hot like Viet Nam, this war tastes Just Right.


However, back on assignment- unweildy food metaphors-

The fruit salad of warfare is made up of sweet cherries of victory, spoiled banana slices of regrettable atrocity and sour grapes from the Left. Don't expect every bite to taste good, but if you ordered it then finish your plate.

Or-

We have fast food and fast war and, like McDonald's you don't serve millions every day without accidents happening. We might be better served if we ignored the occasional fried rat who makes it onto the bun of a Big Mac and instead concetrate on the cooked cockroaches in the French Fries that so often go unnoticed.

I bow to my new literary hero.

When is the book coming out?

[Monk]

Originally posted by fdiron
 There were even eye witness acounts of wounded Al Queda having their heads bashed in with large rocks.

But, you know what they say, Can't Live Forever.

Rocks are good,  just think all the money you can save on Rounds.

[Hangtime]

heh. I'm sure if the Alliance asked, we'da been glad to ship 'em rubble from the WTC to cap the hole those fediddlein taliban toejamheads wound up in. I may just fed-ex my next steaming load to 'em get the fill started..

anybody got an address?

[easymo]

How do you go about getting stench on a pallet?  Anyway, your link don't work. And I was looking forward to seeing some dead rag head pictures.

[Kanth]

I'm so glad not a single person sympathizes with them ..

I'll have to not come back and read any more of this thread because I'm sure some da will come along and ruin it.

 It's a big kitty litter box with a bunch of buried turds in it. At least they won't be stinking up the place.

[Tumor]

You mean someone mass executed a bunch of Taliban/Al-Queda?  .... humph, whaddya know.  Ok back to Spongebob.

[easymo]

Wish the link worked.

It would be a pity if they were already dead, when they buried them.  Being crushed to death, or buried alive, seems like exactly the right end for these boys.

BTW.  On a related issue. One that actually matters.  2 of our special op boys got hit over there today.  No word on who the shooters where.

[miko2d]

Iraqi are probably watching that and showing to their soldiers what happens when you surrender to americans.

 Well, we will still defeat them even if many choose to fight to the death rather then surrender. It would cost us a bit more dead soldiers but who is counting.

 As fo being civilised, who cares if our prisoners get slaughtered in most abrbaric ways - we have eight hundred kinds of toilet paper. If that is not civilisation, I don't know what is...

 miko

[midnight Target]

Originally posted by easymo
Wish the link worked.

It would be a pity if they were already dead, when they buried them.  Being crushed to death, or buried alive, seems like exactly the right end for these boys.

BTW.  On a related issue. One that actually matters.  2 of our special op boys got hit over there today.  No word on who the shooters where.

 

Sry easymo, I just tried it again and it worked for me.

[Monk]

Originally posted by miko2d
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 Well, we will still defeat them even if many choose to fight to the death rather then surrender.
 

They are "Scrubs" they will never fight to the death.

[miko2d]

Monk: They are "Scrubs" they will never fight to the death.
 That's OK - we will have plenty of containers on hand for them...

[Monk]