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Offline blitz

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« on: April 27, 2000, 12:07:00 PM »
Was chasin a niki at A9 - STOP -
suddenly my girlfriend is inbound - STOP -
closin on my six very fast - STOP - unplugs the speaker cable - STOP -
then she turns in milli seconds - STOP -
ouch, she got the mic - STOP -
i'm down to textbuffer now - STOP -
here comes her towel over monitor attack
- STOP -
she gets her pants off -waaaaahhhhh- target fixation comes into mind - STOP -
she's dancin now - STOP -
she has her overwelming victory smile on the face now - STOP -
i surrender       - STOP

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Offline NATEDOG

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« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2000, 12:24:00 PM »
Bring her to the con!  


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« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2000, 12:27:00 PM »
Yes ! Nate is right !
Youu have to share some things with your Squad mates !  


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« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2000, 12:37:00 PM »
ROTFLOL!!!

It's only a matter of time that men can figure out that AH or any online sim can "get them what they want" if they simply cut the woman off for awhile, they figure out that possibly the computer has more enjoyment than themselves, so they go thru 'the cycle':
1-Shock, They don't believe one  can have so much fun.
2-Anger, they are mad because they realize that you ARE having alot of  fun.
3-Denial, they think that maybe they may be the cause of your 'straying' to the computer?
4-Acceptance, they accept your addiction, and try to give you more of 'what you want' so as to draw you away from the computer.


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« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2000, 01:10:00 PM »
Blitz;

What are you talking about?  

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« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2000, 01:50:00 PM »
Did she go straight for the "head-on"?

 
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« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2000, 03:33:00 PM »
Or did ya saddle up right on her six?????  

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« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2000, 03:54:00 PM »
HAHAHAHAHHAHA -> my girlfriend says yer NUTTS  

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« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2000, 04:15:00 PM »
Explains the term "cockpit" nicely.

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« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2000, 04:20:00 PM »
Hope ya didn't dissapoint her with a short clip!

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« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2000, 05:40:00 PM »
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Hope ya didn't dissapoint her with a short clip

Well, they call me MR 5 seconds here  

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« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2000, 05:43:00 PM »
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Or did ya saddle up right on her six?????  

He,he, loves it when she asks" Can u make me the pony"

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« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2000, 05:48:00 PM »
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What are you talking about?    (Image removed from quote.)

Mino, there's an old song from Cat Stevens,
you should listen to: "Settle down, find a girl..."  (Image removed from quote.)

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« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2000, 05:52:00 PM »
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Originally posted by Duckwing6:
HAHAHAHAHHAHA -> my girlfriend says yer NUTTS  

If she thinks that i'm nuts, shew should see my girl----------------aaarrrrrrgggghhh---
love her  

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« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2000, 06:26:00 PM »
ROFLMAO , SWAGER, this is the best one I 've seen in months ! LOL !LOL !


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