Unfair Attack

[blitz]

Was chasin a niki at A9 - STOP -
suddenly my girlfriend is inbound - STOP -
closin on my six very fast - STOP - unplugs the speaker cable - STOP -
then she turns in milli seconds - STOP -
ouch, she got the mic - STOP -
i'm down to textbuffer now - STOP -
here comes her towel over monitor attack
- STOP -
she gets her pants off -waaaaahhhhh- target fixation comes into mind - STOP -
she's dancin now - STOP -
she has her overwelming victory smile on the face now - STOP -
i surrender       - STOP

blitz


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[NATEDOG]

Bring her to the con!  


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Nathan "NATEDOG" Mathieu
Art Director
HiTech Creations
-=HELLFIRE SQUAD=-

"Man's 2nd greatest thrill in life is FLYING. His 1st greatest thrill is LANDING!"

[Saintaw]

Yes ! Nate is right !
Youu have to share some things with your Squad mates !  


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JG2 "Richthofen"
Don't shoot ! I am only an observer......

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[Ripsnort]

ROTFLOL!!!

It's only a matter of time that men can figure out that AH or any online sim can "get them what they want" if they simply cut the woman off for awhile, they figure out that possibly the computer has more enjoyment than themselves, so they go thru 'the cycle':
1-Shock, They don't believe one  can have so much fun.
2-Anger, they are mad because they realize that you ARE having alot of  fun.
3-Denial, they think that maybe they may be the cause of your 'straying' to the computer?
4-Acceptance, they accept your addiction, and try to give you more of 'what you want' so as to draw you away from the computer.

[Minotaur]

Blitz;

What are you talking about?  

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Mino
The Wrecking Crew

[CptTrips]

Did she go straight for the "head-on"?

 
Wab

[Swager]

Or did ya saddle up right on her six?????  

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Swager
I/JG2~Richthofen~
"Damn.....I can't believe I missed that shot!!!"
 
JG2 "Richthofen"

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[Duckwing6]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA -> my girlfriend says yer NUTTS  

[milnko]

Explains the term "cockpit" nicely.

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[jarbo]

Hope ya didn't dissapoint her with a short clip!

[blitz]

Hope ya didn't dissapoint her with a short clip

Well, they call me MR 5 seconds here  

blitz

[blitz]

Or did ya saddle up right on her six?????  

He,he, loves it when she asks" Can u make me the pony"

blitz

[blitz]

Originally posted by Minotaur:


What are you talking about?    (Image removed from quote.)

Mino, there's an old song from Cat Stevens,
you should listen to: "Settle down, find a girl..."  (Image removed from quote.)

blitz

[blitz]

Originally posted by Duckwing6:
HAHAHAHAHHAHA -> my girlfriend says yer NUTTS  

If she thinks that i'm nuts, shew should see my girl----------------aaarrrrrrgggghhh---
love her  

blitz

[Saintaw]

ROFLMAO , SWAGER, this is the best one I 've seen in months ! LOL !LOL !


Saw (Broken ribs)