Children's Books You'll Probably Never See 
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You Were an Accident 
Strangers Have the Best Candy 
The Little Sissy Who Snitched 
Some Kittens Can Fly 
Getting More Chocolate on Your Face 
Where Would You Like to Be Buried? 
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her 
All Dogs Go to Hell 
Bi-curious George
The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking 
When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It 
Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia 
What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog? 
Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends? 
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry 
Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver 
You Are Different and That's Bad 
Pop Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games 
The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad 
The Tickling Babysitter 
Babar Meets the Taxidermist 
Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 
The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables 
Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mommy's Purse 
The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy 
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 
The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead 
How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School 
Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear 
Barney: The Prison Years