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Offline deSelys

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« on: August 27, 2002, 06:10:09 PM »
My vote goes to 'Ninja Babe'....I know the film hasn't made yet, but the script is awesome.

The hot Ninja Babe is incredible, and by incredible I mean totally sweet.
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« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2002, 06:44:28 PM »
Every scene in the movie, "The Ninja".  I have no idea what it is about but a friend told me it totally rocks.  You have all these different scenes of different people kicking ass.  And at the end of every scene they would jump up and the words "THE NINJA" would splash across the screen.

The wierd thing is that none of them really looked like ninja.
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« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2002, 08:02:38 PM »
Is Ninji the plural of Ninja?

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« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2002, 02:15:15 AM »
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Originally posted by Thrawn
Every scene in the movie, "The Ninja".  I have no idea what it is about but a friend told me it totally rocks.  You have all these different scenes of different people kicking ass.  And at the end of every scene they would jump up and the words "THE NINJA" would splash across the screen.

The wierd thing is that none of them really looked like ninja.


The wailing guitars make me want too swallow a frisbee too!
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« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2002, 02:32:32 AM »
"Revenge of the Ninja", when that Ninja dude gets mighty pissed when they kill his gf, and he like swears revenge and emits red light and totally flips out and kills all the mob guys...

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« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2002, 03:29:25 AM »
:D :D :D

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« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2002, 06:27:54 AM »
When splinter kicks shredder's arse.  Or maybe the secene when poor raphael gets beaten up by all those ninja's  he was my favourite turtle.
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« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2002, 09:25:34 AM »
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"Revenge of the Ninja", when that Ninja dude gets mighty pissed when they kill his gf, and he like swears revenge and emits red light and totally flips out and kills all the mob guys...


Is that one where the two ninjas are on the rooftop and they both flip out and try to cut off each others' heads but one ninja just settles on slicing open the other ninja's belly and blood sprays across the rooftop like a garden hose in the middle of July?

Yeah, that one rocks!

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« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2002, 09:34:17 AM »
Dunno about that scene, but at the beginning this ninja dude kills someone who's pissing at the toilet and the police find out he threw a shuriken into the guy's eye so that one blade penetrated through the eye and into the brain......

(was 12 when I watched it, was totally sweet)

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« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2002, 09:49:35 AM »
The one I'm thinking of is "Revenge of the Ninja" about a ninja who comes to America to start a new life, but like, this other dude who is his friend is using the ninja's store to smuggle smack inside these super-expensive Oriental dolls (but like, not as gay as Barbie, dude).  The good ninja is trying to stay clean and the bad dude is also a ninja and they both end up crackin' steel on top of some skyscraper's roof top.

So, like, the good ninja totally flips out and then the bad ninja flips out, but like, only a ninja can kill a ninja so eventually the good ninja slices open the bad ninja's guts and the bad ninja's blood sprays out all over the place like a high-pressure hose at the car wash.

Its the kind of quality ninja movie only Cannon Films can produce!
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« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2002, 09:57:30 AM »
Enter the Ninja had some sweet action with tons of flipping out!

hehe, TMNT!  The movies actually weren't that far off of the ol' black and white comics, but still were pretty kiddified (due to the cartoon's popularity.)  However, TMNT #1 had some sweet scenes where the Turtles totally flip out on a street gang then later have a huge fight with the Foot and Shredder.  It's so sweet that you can hear the guitars wailing as both sides flip out.  I think one of the Turtles even says Quah!  ;)
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« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2002, 11:48:47 AM »
The naked ninja chick with long hair that throws out a net in "Duel to the Death"

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« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2002, 12:08:21 PM »
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The naked ninja chick with long hair that throws out a net in "Duel to the Death"


I haven't seen that one, but hey, I always felt that ninja flicks shouldn't get an R rating unless there was some skin involved!

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« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2002, 12:22:07 PM »
Is a duel between the best of Japan and the best of China, the ninja are a side story to that.  Early 80s I think.  I've seen a lot better, but I've seen a lot worse too, and boobies go a long ways to saving a bad movie.

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« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2002, 01:10:05 PM »
The dudes that get their tulips kicked by Kurt Thomas in...

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