38 tips/training...please?

[BUG_EAF322]

Well after that i flew the spitV making about 4X more kills with it as normally i would do with the P38.

That is more fun as seeking the whole arena for a perfect target (no interference etc.)


I wish i had dual throttle cool  


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[Nash]

Ok ok...

The LAST thing ya wanna do is take advice from Animal.

Why?

Cause he sucks!

Honestly. He does.

Do the opposite of what he tells you... whatever that may be. You will be immensely better off.

Perhaps this will cause you to auger, or perhaps you will find yerself actually low and on an even terms fight with an opponent. But... you WON'T find yerself flailing about inna 1/2 retarded double octaflagueron full nelson twisting stall (screaming "I'm a moron! I'm a moron!") like the little git that Animal is. You don't want that. It just makes you look pathetic. One is too many for ANY flight sim.

I swear to god Animal is reason enough to have ACM monitors in the arena. He'd get his arse yanked back to the desktop right quick. Spare us all the embarrassment - squelch him from flying.

So....

What ya REALLY wanna do with Animal's advice is... print out this worthless CRAP on yer Epson... jam it into a cup of Sanka instant coffee and put it into the microwave for about, oh, 30-40 minutes. Let the stuff caramelize a little. Next - remove the cup, wrap a piece of tinfoil over the opening as to prevent spillage, then buy a plane ticket to NYC.

Once there, ask the cab driver to mellow, and carefully ferry that stink over to the East River... Better yet the Hudson... Somewhere 'tween the peers of W. Manhattan and Hoboken New Jersey... Then just toss that garbage to the scum suckin' bottom feedin' lifeforms to digest and regurgitate. Hell.. they'll prolly even refuse to eat it. And who would blame em?

I am telling you with all my heart and soul because I FEEL for you poor 38 drivers...

Fer Chrissakes, DO NOT listen to Animal. He is beyond hope.

MAN(!) does he ever suck.

I need a shower right now just thinking about him.

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38 Drivers? You owe me.



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[DMax]

 

Originally posted by Nash:

The LAST thing ya wanna do is take advice from Animal.

Why?

Cause he sucks!

Honestly. He does........

Gee Nash, don't sugar coat it  



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[Exile]

Nash ... that's just beautiful man <snif snif>

You make the CON this year and drinks are on me the first night.

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Tard Extraordinaire
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[batdog]

 ANimal try sending it to :      muzgashilikepiggies@hotmail.com

 Anyway... I have many questions:
WHats a 38's cornoring speed?
Tactics vrs various planes?
How do I present a smaller target on say merges/zoom? Ie 38 blossums real well  
Convergence?
Use manual trim...? I use elevator trim in dives to avoid going splat.
Anybody wanna send me some film?
Anybody wanna duel me and teach me... wing with me some more.. bla bla bla..

batdog
I die alot.. but I'm happier now.

Batdog

[sling322]

Damn...I might just have to cover Nash on night 2 of the con.  That.....was.....awesome man.  

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Sling322
Not a Monitor!
Fat Drunk "Chute Shooting" Bastards

[Animal]

Whaaaaaaaaaat?

Nash.. you... FOOL

You dont know who you are dealing with.
So I suck so much?
then why did i OWNED you last night, huh?
Oh wait, you are about to call me a LIAR, so I will just post this little FILM I got over here..

Nash SUCKS! Click here to see the truth.

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Nethawk: Does your squad openly shoot down chutes?
Fatty: At times, but only if they want to.
Nethawk: Theyre scum
Fatty: cc they are scum

Fatty: as am I

Fat DRUNK Bastards

[BUG_EAF322]

Nash thought u made a joke cmon guys

U all know me as a whiner but i would never go personal like that.

quit that crap

[aztec]

ROFLMAO!..priceless guys  

[BUG_EAF322]

Animal is a damn good P38 driver.
can't be a rookie to fly it like he does

IMO (or what so ever)

[BUG_EAF322]

guess it's a joke

[batdog]

 Hey.. Citabria, been looking for you. When are you on? Animal,,,anybody I sure could use some film. My home email is once again darkelve1@home.com or .net doesnt seem to matter.
P.S. New handle in game is xBAT


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[Citabria]

im in H2H a good bit under callsign cit and can give you p38 instruction there.

my stats in p38 (flown it as main ride since it was added to Aces High   ) tour 15 handle Cit. other tours Citabria.

Tour 15Citabria has 280 kills and has been killed 46 times in the P-38L.
Tour 12Citabria has 374 kills and has been killed 61 times in the P-38L.
Tour 11Citabria has 120 kills and has been killed 3 times in the P-38L.
Tour 10Citabria has 201 kills and has been killed 32 times in the P-38L.
Tour 09Citabria has 61 kills and has been killed 0 times in the P-38L.
Tour 08Citabria has 161 kills and has been killed 25 times in the P-38L.
Tour 07Citabria has 452 kills and has been killed 109 times in the P-38L.
Tour 06Citabria has 488 kills and has been killed 108 times in the P-38L.
Tour 05Citabria has 553 kills and has been killed 92 times in the P-38L.
Tour 04Citabria has 126 kills and has been killed 28 times in the P-38L.
Tour 03Citabria has 459 kills and has been killed 60 times in the P-38L.
Tour 02Citabria has 309 kills and has been killed 67 times in the P-38L.
Tour 01Citabria has 10 kills and has been killed 1 time in the P-38L.

man. didnt realize how much a AH junkie i was till i typed that.  



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[batdog]

Okies man! Drex is helping me as well! I'll look for you. Errr what times you on?

batdog
darkelve1@home.com or .net or... hell it all works.
 
xBAT