I'm just waiting for a takeoff of 'Brave Sir Robin.' Aw hell, why not.
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Bravely bold Sir Ripsnort, rode forth from A-Nineteen,
He was not afraid to die, Oh Brave Sir Ripsnort,
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Ripsnort.
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken;
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Ripsnort.
His head smashed in, and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off,
And his noodle split ... and his ...
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Heh.