Beta Spawn
by Lag N. Warper
This is the shocking truth of what goes on behind closed doors in the online gaming industry. Vivid discriptions by the people who survived this life of sex, drugs and Jolt cola. You'll meet 'Kitten', a hot programmer by day, hotter office toy after hours. Her boss, producer Moss O'Tool, isn't called 'Joy Stick' for nothing. Learn more about this new hobby, and the filth who purvey it.
Was it simply a coincidence that UO2 development was halted within days of a 'face' being found on Mars? Discover the true story of what happened. Your wildest fears will be realized.
Follow the trail of Team Fortress II as it goes underground and surfaces as GW Bush's speech learning tool. You knew voice triggered, character mouth animation was gonna pay off, right?
Amazing screenshots of subliminal advertising hidden in your favorite games. Ever wonder why you get cravings for a cigarette or a drink while playing? Your mind is being controlled!
Reverse the sound of levelling gongs and demon chants are clearly heard commanding players to blow off school tommorow and get in another level. You're not to blame for your grades my friend.
In depth tales of lurid favors rookie game programmers have to perform for senior members in this Club of Painful Packets. You'll never envy these victims who play games for a living again.
This full color, 5000 page, hardbound presentation book can be yours by pre-ordering from SandCastle Press at
http://www.theyboughtit.com Over one billion producers, players, artists, game managers, and office hangers-on were interviewed to get this story right. More than 50,000 color photographs depict the action, but they're hot, not for the faint of heart. This wonderful book will be the prize of your collection.
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* book expected to be published next quarter... really. I swear!
