I wished I'd filmed this......
It was the islands terrain set, a big red dot was flying south from our HQ and I'd just logged on. Ok, I thought, a nice RTBing buff with MILES to go to get out of knight airspace....I can have some fun here and stalk him.
1 G10 and 20,000 ft later I finally get eyes on his dot.....and the dweeb is at 30k minimum. Well, lotta airspace left yet so lets climb.....
30k and he's still above me.
35k and he's *still* above me.
38k and I'm kinda level with him, parallel course, a little way ahead of him now, still climbing to get in a position to attack and just within icon range.
And he starts firing his guns. At 6k. uh-huh.
Then a message appears on ch 1:
"PLEASE dont kill me 109, I'm on my way home"
Mwahahahahaha.
Then the engine died. Bollocks, outta fuel. Musta screwed the fuel load or something.

Ch 1:
"Swoop: I'll leave you alone if you admit you're a big girly wussy dweeb for climbing to 38k."
"xxxxx: Yes, I admit it!"
"Swoop: Say it, tell everyone you're a dweeb and that ya wont do it again."
"xxxxx: yes, I'm a dweeb, I'm sorry, I wont do it again, ever!"
And there's people on ch 2 saying "Go on Swoop", "Kill him", etc.
Heh.
So anyway, I let him RTB (like I had a choice) and managed to glide home myself with a marvelous feeling of satisfaction.
