Author Topic: Ladies please.... (Read 494 times)

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #15 on:** September 04, 2002, 02:48:20 PM »

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If we ask what's wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.

I've learned that there are aproximately 47 different pronunciations of "nothing" that are only discernable by tone and inflection. All 47 pronunciations have completely different meanings.

lazs2 · « **Reply #16 on:** September 04, 2002, 02:48:23 PM »

my rule with women is... You may tell me about my faults but.... If I agree... that is the end of it. I am not even remotely interested in your ideas on how to "fix" my flaws.
lazs

lazs2 · « **Reply #17 on:** September 04, 2002, 02:54:27 PM »

women have no sense of humor and are not at all realistic. My reply to "does this dress/top/pants make me look fat?" question is.... No.... the lifetime of bonbons and potato chips and never walking more than 20 steps at a time is what makes your bellybutton look fat. but... I kinda like my women to have fat ass's.
lazs

midnight Target · « **Reply #18 on:** September 04, 2002, 03:06:42 PM »

23 Stone?

14 lbs. per Stone right? (damn english weights) That makes your brother 322 lbs.!!

Reread rule #39

Now it makes more sense...

AcId · « **Reply #19 on:** September 04, 2002, 03:09:56 PM »

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Originally posted by AKDejaVu
I've learned that there are aproximately 47 different pronunciations of "nothing" that are only discernable by tone and inflection. All 47 pronunciations have completely different meanings.

You've only found 47 deja?!?!:eek:

Jenga · « **Reply #20 on:** September 04, 2002, 03:14:40 PM »

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Originally posted by midnight Target
23 Stone?

14 lbs. per Stone right? (damn english weights) That makes your brother 322 lbs.!!

'Fraid so!

Although he's lost about 50lb in the last couple of months.

lazs2 · « **Reply #21 on:** September 05, 2002, 10:10:52 AM »

senna... yes and yes.

"34. Chivalry and feminism are NOT mutually exclusive. "

Of course they are. It is like being born in america and calling yourself "african american" and then wondering why you have an identity crisis.
lazs