I'm always amazed when fat girls wear Spandex, bald guys have comb overs and studmuffins dress like studmuffins.
Wlfgng, I don't wish to lecture you about the company you keep and obviously this friend of yours isn't on drugs (what kind of drug can make you gay after all?) but dude, you should get the hell out of the mountains and move back to Denver with your girlfriend. You're losing it, bud.