Author Topic: Im Afraid you have all been vitcims (Read 430 times)

Curval · « **Reply #15 on:** September 05, 2002, 07:23:53 AM »

Man pulling a large cart filled with bodies: "Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!"

Rickod being carried by dead-meat "I'm not dead!"

Man: "He says he's not dead!?"

dead-meat: "Well, he's very ill."

Man: "Yeah..but he's not dead"

dead-meat:"Go on..do us a favour

Anyone else have this scene playing out in your heads?

Masherbrum · « **Reply #16 on:** September 05, 2002, 07:35:23 AM »

I say put the perp. in in a goon. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE go to one opposing country. I picture a CONGA LINE of vulches.

Karaya2

Don't know you personally Rick but, hey glad yer alive and kickin'. Ready to kick some bellybutton too. "Kick his bellybutton seabass!"

Ripsnort · « **Reply #17 on:** September 05, 2002, 09:16:15 AM »

Ask what happened to Udie at the con when he walked away from his box, while still in the MA....

T0J0 · « **Reply #18 on:** September 05, 2002, 09:42:26 AM »

That joke could end in some jail time!!

Puck · « **Reply #19 on:** September 05, 2002, 10:38:39 AM »

Let me know where to send Legal Defense Fund contributions.

rogwar · « **Reply #20 on:** September 05, 2002, 01:14:40 PM »

Reminds me of Mark Twain's, something like "The report of my death is greatly exaggerated".

Demise was not very funny. Something much more humorous would have been to go online asking for support in helping you overcome a rare form of syphillis or erectile dysfunction.

Also maybe an afinity for wearing women's cotton underwear and Angora sweaters, while spending all day long watching the movie "Glen or Glenda".

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/6303414028/ref%3Dnosim/grimrides/102-1247632-1133717

deSelys · « **Reply #21 on:** September 05, 2002, 03:17:26 PM »

Does this mean that the Memorial Flight is cancelled?

Welcome back from the grave, Rick.

About the writer of your obituary: May I suggest you to send a bunch of Ninjas after him...They'll certainly flip out and cut his head off!

funkedup · « **Reply #22 on:** September 05, 2002, 03:27:48 PM »

Your house-sitter is a sick bastard. But I can see the humor in this. Lord have mercy on anybody who lets me house-sit.

eskimo2 · « **Reply #23 on:** September 05, 2002, 05:41:03 PM »

I think that you should play it like it was no big deal, funny joke, ha - ha. Then you should invite your friend over for lunch and fix him a BLT sandwich. (BLT = bacon, lettuce and turd)

eskimo

funkedup · « **Reply #24 on:** September 05, 2002, 06:09:35 PM »

Niiiiiiiiice!

Kweassa · « **Reply #25 on:** September 05, 2002, 07:50:16 PM »

Waaaait a minute.

How do we know that YOU are the REAL thing???

What if YOU are the HOAXTER???

.. god, this is just like "THE RETURN OF MARTIN GUERRE"!!

Prepare the trial, gents!

.......

Anyway, seriously, glad to know it was a false alarm. Sadness is not a suitable theme for the blue autumn skies.

vorticon · « **Reply #26 on:** September 05, 2002, 08:00:24 PM »

haksaw has one hell of a gun i suggest you request its use

Shuckins · « **Reply #27 on:** September 05, 2002, 08:02:47 PM »

Rickrod,

Is the house-sitter a relative? If he is the authorities might not understand if you kill him.

As my brother-in-law used to say, "Nail his privates to a stump, douse em with lighter fluid, set em on fire, and hand him a rusty razorblade to cut em off with!"

Someone like that shouldn't be allowed to pro-create.

Sincerely, Shuckins

eddiek · « **Reply #28 on:** September 05, 2002, 11:43:33 PM »

Yeah, Shuckins, my dad said almost the same thing, 'cept he always said to give them a butter knife.........