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Offline rickod

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« on: September 04, 2002, 07:48:00 PM »
Of A cruel Hoax Perpetrated by my House/petsitter soon to be known as dead meat while I was away on vacation who took it upon himself to report my untimely demise on every ubb I had in my favorites and cookied .

Imagine my chagrin to return home today to find my mail box full of condolence cards and my voice mail as well as answering machine full of messages from well wishers .
My wife is highly po'd and I am as well and we are both very sorry
for any sorrow anyone has felt because of this .

I do appreciate all the nice sentiments posted


Once again Iam alive and well !!!

I may need some bail money after I catch up with him .

Rickod/Skrbrofr/vladd13
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Offline moose

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« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2002, 07:54:43 PM »
wow
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Offline Mikepb42

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« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2002, 07:55:27 PM »
LONG LIVE RICK!
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Offline eddiek

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« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2002, 08:09:54 PM »
Bring his sorry bellybutton up here to the Panhandle, Rick.  
Lots of open spaces, no one will ever find the sorry bastard's body.
Better yet, cut yourself a piece of barbed wire, fold it in half, and shove it up his bellybutton and laugh while he tries to pull it out..........then he can remember this everytime he farts and hears that high pitched whistling from his nether regions.........
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Offline Ozark

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« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2002, 08:19:06 PM »
Damn! :)

Just when I was about to salute you and I see this.

Your still a dweeb! :p
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Offline oboe

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« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2002, 08:19:53 PM »
OMG!   :D

Rick, You're alive!!

These stories rarely have such a happy ending!  :cool:
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Offline SirLoin

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« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2002, 08:22:52 PM »
I can't say how great and unexpected this news is Rick..!!!

I think I can say all us Hornets and very many on the BBS and AH community were very saddened when we heard...I'm shedding tears of joy it ain't so!!!

But!!!...Be prepared for the troll hunters Rick...After Elfenwuss's bungee jump escapade,people will be quick take you outside the BBS for a squeakslap or two for your housesitters deeds.


Thank the Lord...:)
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Offline Shane

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« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2002, 10:22:18 PM »
do the honorable thing...  you know what it is...

;)
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Offline marauder

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« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2002, 10:32:02 PM »
Vitcims?!     :p
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Offline Busher

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« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2002, 11:09:49 PM »
RICK!!!!!!!!!:D

Damn - I cannot tell you how great this is. Thank God it was a hoax - geezuz - whew,

To all those members that I upset as a bearer of this information, I apologize.

Now Rick - let me help you choke the living snot outta that little bastige.:mad:

Thank God you're alright.
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Offline AKSWulfe

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« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2002, 11:28:29 PM »
I don't much post to those threads that harbor bad news...

but it's great news that particular one was not true.

Wanna get back at him? Do what any FDB does on a Friday night, get a hooker with every VD in the book and send it over to his house.
:)
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Offline AKDejaVu

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« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2002, 11:35:05 PM »
Yay! You're not dead!

Wait... that sounds funny.
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Offline Saintaw

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« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2002, 12:09:26 AM »
lol !
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Offline devious

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« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2002, 06:18:59 AM »
Use something heavy to smash that sitter-thingy ;)
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Offline DmdMac

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« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2002, 06:23:12 AM »
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Originally posted by rickod
Of A cruel Hoax Perpetrated by my House/petsitter soon to be known as dead meat while I was away on vacation who took it upon himself to report my untimely demise on every ubb I had in my favorites and cookied .


I've only played the game for about 2 mos and haven't gotten to know everyone, but man I'm glad your back.  To the o' club, drinks on the dead guy!
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