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Offline AKDejaVu

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« on: September 05, 2002, 10:43:24 AM »
A man in Vancouver, WA just qualified for this one IMO...

He was riding in a van hitting mailboxes with a bat as his friend drove.  He opened the sliding door on the van to get a better swing.  Upon the first swing with the door open, he fell out of the moving van and suffered a fatal head trauma.

Wow... kinda makes you wonder.
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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2002, 11:07:44 AM »
He didn't fall out. The mailbox went..........postal on him. :D
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Offline gofaster

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« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2002, 11:45:10 AM »
You don't suppose he was drunk, to you?
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Offline Dowding

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« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2002, 11:49:16 AM »
lol maverick :D
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Offline Elfenwolf

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« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2002, 01:04:14 PM »
It's too bad he didn't miss the mailbox with his bat and accidentally club the punk who was driving before he fell out. That would have been poetic justice. Or even better poetic justice would be if the idiot clubbed a mailbox that had just been visited by that mailbox bomber dude and it blew up, taking him, his buddy and their van out. That would have made me smile all day if that had happened.
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