You know you have been playing AH too much...

[ROC]

Wife called me last month, in the morning, she had just been in a wreck.

Someone clipped her crossing into her lane when they shouldn't have.

I raced my "runstang" over there, pulled up to the side of the road, walked up and saw where he had hit her on the right rear quarter panel.

I kid you not, I walked up, said to myself "Effin ace pilot" and the cop looked at me and said "Huh?"

[gusman]

When your reading the forums @ 3:52 AM


gusman44

[NOT]

When your reading the forums @ 3:52 AM

nothing else to do at work.



NOT

[mussie]

Originally posted by Amboss

~~snip~~
... you avoid tight corners while driving your car to keep your E

... you turn around every couple seconds to check six while talking a stroll in the countryside.
~~snip~~

Does doing that on your bike count

[mussie]

I find my self sayin CC and putting in my SMS texts, my friends and family understand but

Originally posted by ROC
I kid you not, I walked up, said to myself "Effin ace pilot" and the cop looked at me and said "Huh?"

This takes the cake WOOOOOT

Way to go brother


Quick someone see if Brooke can make us up some bumper stickers

[Boyce]

This stuff is all great and I've been guilty of much of it. The most telling for me, however, was when a B17 (Aluminum Overcast) came in low over me as I was walking to work last summer and, in addition to calculating lead for my imaginary Osti, I immediately assumed that it was Fortress.

[nickf620]

Originally posted by ZXMAW
When your taking a **** and have your hand on the flush lever waiting for the moment of release just so you can yell BOMBS AWAY!!!! [/B]

Originally posted by ROC
I kid you not, I walked up, said to myself "Effin ace pilot" and the cop looked at me and said "Huh?"[/B]

Originally posted by SteveBailey
When you are stuck behind a slow car that won't get out of your way and you wish killshooter was off.[/B]

HAHA!!!

Originally posted by gusman
When your reading the forums @ 3:52 AM


gusman44[/B]

its 4:50 AM here:D

[BansheCH]

You know you have been playing AH too much when...


You talk on the phone and Answer rgr that. Copy that 1 gal milk soda and bread. Thats a big 10-4 rgr that over and out.

[TinmanX]

When your wife asks you if you want "to go again" and you reply;

"Neg, I'm bingo."

[ColKLink]

I still use stairs, as fallaway jumps, and bumps in the road, as whoopdedoo's.......im too far gone on motocross i think.  And yep, i block pass, and brake check also.

[ColKLink]

great thread by the way.

[Helm]

when sombody asks you a question you answer....."roger"

[DREDIOCK]

When you call your kid a vulchtard for hitting you with a snowball when you shoveling the walk and not looking.

When you blame missing someone with a snowball on Lag

When your kids start to think their name is "Not now!"

when you can in one motion grab the cat and launch him 15 feet into the next room after he's stepped on your keyboard and still manage to continue and ongoing turnfight with that NIKI

when you can eat. and dogfight at the same time

when you attach a keg of beer to an IV pole and utilise Goalys idea of using a Toilet for a deskchair (naa havent done it. But thought about it though LOL)

When you go camping you survey the terrain for a good spawncamping site

when walking down the street with a buddy and spot an obvioiusly gay person you nudge yor buddy with your elbow and say "Spitfire 2:00"

[texasmom]

... when you hit the 'z' key to try to zoom in to images at your workplace, or check to see you you WEP to get through a boring presentation.

[texasmom]

 Sorry, someone already said the zoom thing.  
This is a very funny thread y'all!