Author Topic: You know you have been playing AH too much... (Read 868 times)

Amboss · « **on:** September 10, 2002, 06:30:25 AM »

You know you have been playing AH too much when...

... you start taking potshots at skydivers - can't let them get away!!

... you avoid tight corners while driving your car to keep your E

... you see a city construction site and wonder if someone is rolling a Goon for it already

-or-

... you shoot all workers trying to enter the city construction site. They must not get the field!

... instinctively take cover when someone drops an egg

... you race around your suburb in your car, trying to get deflection shots at your next door neighbours

... you turn around every couple seconds to check six while talking a stroll in the countryside.

... you calculate the proper lead to use against them low flying commerical airplanes

... you first think of a P51 when someone mentions sexy curves

-Amboss

Wilbus · « **Reply #1 on:** September 10, 2002, 07:50:39 AM »

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... you turn around every couple seconds to check six while talking a stroll in the countryside.

... you calculate the proper lead to use against them low flying commerical airplanes

Those two I actually do...

ramzey · « **Reply #2 on:** September 10, 2002, 07:54:36 AM »

lol:)
all thats only early sighn of addict

Revvin · « **Reply #3 on:** September 10, 2002, 08:56:05 AM »

You know you're in real trouble when you try and immelman in your car to get on that 'zeke' (Nissan Micra) that passed you on the road going the other way

Amboss · « **Reply #4 on:** September 10, 2002, 08:56:12 AM »

Well I was waiting to catch a bus today and some commercial plane flew overhead and I was thinking how I'd aim at that thing in "my" (virtual) Ostie....uhm...for my defense, I don't (yet) check six while walking around

-Amboss

Apar · « **Reply #5 on:** September 10, 2002, 09:01:59 AM »

...or you say 'no thanks' and keep flying, when your wife/girlfiend ask you if your coming to bed with her,

Apar · « **Reply #6 on:** September 10, 2002, 09:03:45 AM »

...or you pee in your empty beer bottle rather then going to the toilet, because you're not willing to give up flying time,

vorticon · « **Reply #7 on:** September 10, 2002, 10:40:20 AM »

when you scream CHECK 6 at the person in the car in front of you.

you call someone a dweeb when they pass you in there ferrari

you attepmt to do a immelman when you ch4eck your 6 while walking and see someone

your hand is always curled around your joystick even when you dont have it

Arfann · « **Reply #8 on:** September 10, 2002, 11:04:38 AM »

. . . . you post a thread on the forum titled, "You know you've been playing AH too much when . . . ."

NOD2000 · « **Reply #9 on:** September 10, 2002, 12:32:37 PM »

when you spend 5 to ten minutes working on your car with a oil leak then to see if u fixed it u get back in turn it on and then look for the oil pressure gauge...... then u get a bad case of dashvu when u pull back on your stearing wheel to avoid a accedent............. i've done both

SirLoin · « **Reply #10 on:** September 10, 2002, 12:44:33 PM »

You pull into the gas station in your car and look for a re-arm pad.

VGhost · « **Reply #11 on:** September 10, 2002, 01:20:54 PM »

You pull back on your Auto steering wheel when approaching a hill.

MRPLUTO · « **Reply #12 on:** September 10, 2002, 01:48:50 PM »

..... when you instinctively click non-existant view buttons on your steering wheel to look around. Like I do.

MRPLUTO VMF-323 ~Death Rattlers~ MAG-33

Ripsnort · « **Reply #13 on:** September 10, 2002, 02:16:19 PM »

When you start posting threads like this

Seriously though, I've caught myself searching the buttons on my steering with with my thumb for the "Zoom" button to see if thats a cop I see way up ahead on the freeway.

Thrawn · « **Reply #14 on:** September 10, 2002, 02:24:05 PM »

I was on my first dual cross-country flight, when I went to look out the left window. I actually tried to toggle the non-existant hat, on the stick.