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Offline EDO43

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Why Mr. Urchin is so down on us poor Bish?
« on: September 10, 2002, 02:04:41 PM »
boo hoo......Bish have numbers...Boo hoo....Bish fly to many La7's..Boohoo...Bish have no skills......Boohoo....they're the worst country.....Boohoo......et al...........


I think Urchin picks on us because he wants to be one of us and can't.  He tried but couldn't cut the mustard so he went to another country then proceeded to bash the bish.  Ok, if his jollies are to do that then he can.  He can fly around all day and camp out by airfields and pick off the easy marks.  His ego is his only friend.

I was online last night when he was whining about how many Bish fly La7's and without the airplane we'd all be targets.  I even heard him taunting a poor Dora for running saying that the person had the wrong airplane and should've taken an La7.  At that point I chimed in and told him to quit whining about spilt milk.  He was mistakenly under the impression that I fly the La7.  I told him to check my stats and that I rarely, if ever fly the stubby little Lagg fighter.  I did not hear one word after that.  In all this whining, I failed to catch the type of aircraft that Mr Urchin was himself flying.  I am inclined to believe he was flying a P51.  Now, Mr Urchin, the P51 is quite a runner in and of itself.  Encountering any P-51, engaging and gaining the advantage over it, the 51 driver usually goes nose down and does what?  that's right........runs.  I'm quite sure that should you encounter any of our little band, under equal circumstances,that we are quite capable of handing you your rear eschelon, settin it afire and kicking you earthward in an uncontrolled fashion.  Sure, my stats are not as good as they could be but that is not an entirely accurate assessment of ability, and if you think it is, you're sadly mistaken.  Yours are not the best either; your hit percentage sucks even though your k/d ratio is over 4:1with only 16 missions landed.  How do you explain that one?  Seems a bit odd to me...Mine is over 12% and I still only have barely over a 1:1 ratio at this time. Seems like you like to fly runstangs alot too. Oh, and you have 3 kills in an La7? You mock them and fly them?  how hipocritical.

Mr Urchin, I'm also quite sure that when that happens, you'll inevitably have some excuse as to why your aircraft is a burning wreck falling earthward.  You'll be even more vocal on channel 1 with Bish bashing.  You'll even go so far as to insinuate that we all fly La7's and that none of us knows how to do anything but run or vulch.  Just for your information, our little band includes:  Vati66, EDO44, Shamus, Hajo, MrWulf, XBat, Craven, Chaunc, SMJ, Corrs, Mazz, Justamtt, Pipz, and several other highly trained pilots.  While we are not the best AH has to offer, we have one thing we do that will forever put us one up on you my friend...We train, and train hard.  While you're mouthing off on Channel 1 almost any given nite of the week, we're hard at work trying to be the best we can be.  Which, btw, is a damn sight better than you'd ever hope of being.  Oh, and I heard about the encounter you had with Shamus last nite...Don't overrate yourself, you had the initial advantage and the result was what to be expected.  Now don't let that swell yer head too awful much; if positions were reversed or even slightly less in your favor, I know without a doubt that you'd have been Yak meat.  Don't make us put you on the "To be hunted ruthlessly list".  One thing about us Bishs is that we communicate.  And once we find where you are, our whole little band will be comin to see ya.


See ya in the air.

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« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2002, 02:14:12 PM »
It make me very sad.  :(

We just want to be loved to.  *sneef*

Please don't be mad at us any more.

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Re: Why Mr. Urchin is so down on us poor Bish?
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2002, 02:15:59 PM »
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Don't make us put you on the "To be hunted ruthlessly list".  One thing about us Bishs is that we communicate.  And once we find where you are, our whole little band will be comin to see ya.


does the towel bearer duty rotate? for the circle jerks you guys do afterwards?
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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2002, 02:19:31 PM »
Shane, you mean too!

I always see you picking on bish!

Stop it now!  :mad:

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« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2002, 02:21:22 PM »
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Shane, you mean too!
I always see you picking on bish!
Stop it now!  :mad:


i only go after the ones i notice staring at my crotch.

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« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2002, 02:27:28 PM »
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i only go after the ones i notice staring at my crotch.

:mad:


Could that be because there's no obvious buldge...just a area void of any contour? :D

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« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2002, 02:32:42 PM »
I herewith nominate EDO43 for Aces High Valedictorian for his eloquent post on 9-10-02 concerning "Bish bashing..." Not only was in thoroughly and eloquently put, but there wasn't a misspelled word in it! Now that's a feat worth note in AH!

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« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2002, 02:34:14 PM »
EDO44, any time any of you would like to do any 1v1, I'd be more than happy to oblige.  I find 1v1 in the DA to be a lot more enjoyable that X vs me in the MA.  

Oh.  And if I recall correctly, shamus bounced ME.. not the other way around.

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Why Mr. Urchin is so down on us poor Bish?
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2002, 02:34:28 PM »
You take it to the first degree on ch1 and then post a serious BB answer to sth that wasn't; double error.
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Offline Shane

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« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2002, 02:36:35 PM »
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Could that be because there's no obvious buldge...just a area void of any contour? :D


could be... i don't get a raging woody when i see a gangbang oppt'y in anticipation of the inevitable circle jerk.
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Why Mr. Urchin is so down on us poor Bish?
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2002, 02:41:01 PM »
I can't believe anyone would take anything seriously about the country they fly for...

I mean, who gets to the point that saying something deragatory about the Bishops in turn causes you to have to form an apparently thought out post on the BBS detailing something no one else gives a toejam about?

Every country sucks donkey nuttz equally!

And all LW think they look good in leather, and enjoy the occasional pat on the bellybutton from fellow experten Jadgflier !

And all Allied pilots are opportunistic cherry pickers!

And the French are so weak, they'd surrender if you farted in their general direction!

Who else wants some??
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Re: Why Mr. Urchin is so down on us poor Bish?
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2002, 02:41:21 PM »
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I think Urchin picks on us because he wants to be one of us and can't.  He tried but couldn't cut the mustard so he went to another country then proceeded to bash the bish.  Ok, if his jollies are to do that then he can.  He can fly around all day and camp out by airfields and pick off the easy marks.  His ego is his only friend.
 


Hey, no fair using a chum line!

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Why Mr. Urchin is so down on us poor Bish?
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2002, 02:42:39 PM »
"Not only was in thoroughly and eloquently put, but there wasn't a misspelled word in it!"

Yes there is.

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« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2002, 02:48:08 PM »
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"Not only was in thoroughly and eloquently put, but there wasn't a misspelled word in it!"

Yes there is.


maybe he missed it because all the blood rushed out of his head to lower regions? i actually noticed two. plus several conceptual errors.
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Why Mr. Urchin is so down on us poor Bish?
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2002, 02:49:08 PM »
"""I know without a doubt that you'd have been Yak meat. Don't make us put you on the "To be hunted ruthlessly list". One thing about us Bishs is that we communicate. And once we find where you are, our whole little band will be comin to see ya.
""""

gee , that almost sounds like some kind of honour, to be singled out and hunted down by a pack of highly trained bish yak drivers.
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