I understand fully how many of you Rooks and Knights must feel. You begin your online experience with great anticipation, counting your kills and measuring your accomplishments as you imagine the night ahead of you.
You roll down the runway....she lifts into the air and you're off to own the skies.
As you approach the fight, you scan the enemy, select your victim and dive to greatness!!!
Then it happens......you die like a girlscout.
As you sit in the tower wondering what went wrong, the truth of it all slaps you across your confused looking face.....The Bishops schooled me like it was my first day at La Petite!
Yes, it's sad that it happens this way, but let me try to make it better....perhaps clue you into a few simple facts which might help you die more easily in the future.
Ya see, we don't care about whether or not you don't like the plane we fly...better yet, if it chaps your hide, that makes for an even better night out for us.
When we take off, we are yappin and catchin up on life or game issues because we are friends....we work together and share in the pleasure of making Rooks and Knights cry like newborns.
When we die, we're ok with that...it simply means that we have killed at least five enemy before buying it ourselves.
Your whining is music to our ears and laughter for our bellies.
So the next time you go up, try and remember that the Bishops are not paying any attention to how great you may think you are or how tough you may feel because you fly that early war ride. We don't care if you win the reset or capture a field.
We're only here to enjoy the sim, our friends and the whimpering of those who aren't well adjusted enough to call themselves a Bishop.
Later
